1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:38,806 [KEYBOARD CLACKING] 4 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:41,575 Woman: THE NASDAQ HIT A NEW HIGH TODAY... 5 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,777 Man: ANOTHER 200 NEW START-UP COMPANIES... 6 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,447 Second Woman: SPONSORED BY... 7 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,249 Man: GET RICH QUICK... 8 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:51,752 Woman: HEY! IT'S TIME TO TRADE IN THAT OLD FERRARI 9 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:54,155 FOR A BRAND NEW... 10 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,724 Man: MODNET'S GONNA BUMP MY ANNUAL TO 10 Gs 11 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:59,026 PLUS THROW IN 5,000 SHARES OF STOCK. 12 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:01,262 WHAT DOES MODNET MAKE AGAIN? 13 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:04,498 NOTHING. THEY'RE AN ISP A COUPLE WEEKS FROM THEIR IPO. 14 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:05,599 I'M TELLIN' YA, 15 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:07,468 THIS IS THE CREST OF THE GOLD RUSH, MY MAN. 16 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:08,736 IT AIN'T GONNA LAST. 17 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:11,739 I HEARD ABOUT SOME GUY. CAME UP WITH FOOD-DOT-SOMETHING. 18 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,174 HE'S A MILLIONAIRE. 19 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,143 FOOD? HE MAKES FOOD? 20 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,845 NO, HE PATENTED IT-- THE NAME. THEN HE SOLD IT 21 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:20,047 TO A COMPANY THAT BUYS NAMES. HE'S SET FOR LIFE. 22 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:23,651 WE'RE ALL A DOT-COM AWAY FROM EARLY RETIREMENT. 23 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:27,555 IS THIS THE LIFE OR WHAT? 24 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:28,689 [ALARM CHIRPS] 25 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:30,824 YOU KNOW, MY DAD USED TO LOVE 26 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,226 MAKING THINGS WITH HIS HANDS. 27 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:34,495 HE WAS A METAL WORKER AT GENERAL DYNAMICS. 28 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:35,396 RIGHT. 29 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,165 ONE MORNING THERE WAS A PICTURE 30 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:38,866 ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE L.A. TIMES-- 31 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,868 ASTRONAUTS INSIDE THE SPACE SHUTTLE, 32 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:43,871 AND MY DAD IS BEAMING BECAUSE BEHIND THEM 33 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:46,440 YOU CAN SEE THIS PANEL THAT HE MADE, 34 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:49,009 AND HE HELD THIS PANEL IN HIS HANDS, 35 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:52,012 AND HE SAID TO ME THAT HE FELT CONNECTED 36 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,847 WITH SOMETHING BIGGER THAN HIMSELF. 37 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,049 AND THAT'S WHAT I CAME TO THE VALLEY TO DO, 38 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:58,352 AND I HAVEN'T DONE IT. 39 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:02,290 YOU CAN'T HOLD A DOT-COM IN YOUR HANDS. 40 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:04,625 YOU HAVING SOME SORT OF MID-LIFE CRISIS THING? 41 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,927 I'M ONLY 23. 42 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:07,928 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 43 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:10,030 [MUSIC PLAYING] 44 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:12,533 Announcer: GO AHEAD AND DREAM IT. 45 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:16,537 FALCON FIRE-- MAKING THE IMPROBABLE POSSIBLE. 46 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,606 CHICKEN SUITS-- YOU'RE A GENIUS, ANDY. 47 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:21,909 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT FALCON FIRE IS, ALREADY WANT 4. 48 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:23,411 HEY, ANDY, WHICH COCK DO YOU WANT? 49 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:25,213 WHAT? 50 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,047 FOR THE BUS ADS. 51 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:28,482 BLOWFISH! YUM! 52 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:29,950 UH, THE BLACK ONE. 53 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:32,886 ANDY! [CLUCKING] 54 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,455 YOUR 10 HAS BEEN PUSHED BACK TO 12. 55 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:37,225 YOUR 4 AND 3 ARE COMING AT 10 TO PREP YOU FOR YOUR 2, 56 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,460 WHICH LEAVES YOUR 10 AND 2 FREE FOR YOUR 5. 57 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,694 Man: HEY, ANDY. 58 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:43,231 YOUR 11 AND 12 ARE COMING AT 10 TO PREP YOU FOR YOUR 2, 59 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:46,967 AND YOUR 2 HAS BEEN CANCELED. 60 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:49,703 LOOK AT THOSE GEEKS. 61 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,072 YOU'D THINK THEY'D SHOWER BEFORE A BIG MEETING. 62 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,142 LOOK AT THAT UGLY LITTLE CONTRAPTION. 63 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:57,945 WHATEVER IT IS, THEY THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL, 64 00:02:58,246 --> 00:02:59,613 AND THEY MADE IT. 65 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,115 WHAT'S WRONG, ANDY? 66 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:07,421 THIS MORNING I FEEL SO DISCONNECTED. 67 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,790 I'LL MAKE UP FOR IT TONIGHT. 68 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:12,293 GO ON. BEN'S EXPECTING YOU. 69 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,495 OTHER WAY, LOVERBOY. 70 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,330 IT'S TUESDAY. BEN'S IN THE PARKING LOT 71 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,299 GETTING HIS TEETH CLEANED. 72 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,968 [REMEMBERING] HE FELT CONNECTED 73 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:23,371 TO SOMETHING BIGGER THAN HIMSELF... 74 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:26,139 AND THAT'S WHAT I CAME TO THE VALLEY TO DO, 75 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,809 AND I HAVEN'T DONE IT. 76 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,511 HI, ANDY. OW! 77 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:31,812 HEY. HEY! 78 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:32,913 BOY WONDER. 79 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,047 WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR? 80 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:35,949 I QUIT. WHAT?! 81 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,818 NO MORE CHICKEN SUITS, BEN. 82 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,019 I WANNA WORK AT LA HONDA. 83 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,121 LA HONDA?! ARE YOU NUTS?! 84 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:42,290 LOOK, I KNOW IT'S THE WORLD'S 85 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,424 MOST PRESTIGIOUS RESEARCH LAB, 86 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:44,558 BUT THAT'S WHY I WANNA DO IT. 87 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,027 I WANT TO WORK WITH THE TOP MINDS... 88 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:48,529 TO BE AN IRON MAN. 89 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:51,532 I WANT TO--I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING... 90 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,801 SOMETHING MEANINGFUL THAT--THAT-- 91 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,403 THAT TOUCHES EVERYONE'S LIVES... 92 00:03:55,503 --> 00:04:00,841 SOME THING THAT'LL SIT ON EVERY DESK IN EVERY CITY 93 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,175 IN EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. 94 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,711 I WANT-- THE JOLT. 95 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:05,045 YOU CAN GET ME IN. 96 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:06,747 PLEASE, BEN! 97 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:08,882 YOU KNOW I CAN DO THIS. 98 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:11,319 * WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? 99 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:12,620 * I KNOW YOU'RE YOUNG 100 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:13,954 * AND I KNOW YOU'RE NOT AFRAID * 101 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:15,823 * WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? 102 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,958 * BUT WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO IS THAT WHAT YOU'LL SAY? * 103 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,560 * WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? 104 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:22,363 * I FEAR THE THOUGHT WHEN YOU FINALLY REALIZE * 105 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:23,897 * WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? 106 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,165 SHIT! 107 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:28,669 * WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? 108 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,070 [HONKING HORN] 109 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:31,772 SHIT! 110 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,907 [HONKING] COME ON! 111 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:40,448 HUH?! I CAN'T BE LATE, BUDDY! 112 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,831 [BIKE BELL RINGS] 113 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,727 [BIKE BELL RINGS] 114 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:27,728 Man: HANK. 115 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,029 NOW WHAT? 116 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:32,800 SNUCK ANOTHER NAME ON MY TITAN TEAM. 117 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:33,967 THE TEAM IS ALREADY FULL. 118 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,603 I HAND-PICKED THAT TEAM. 119 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:38,606 THERE'S NO ROOM FOR THIS NEW CASPER. 120 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,207 ANDY CASPER COMES HIGHLY RECOMMENDED 121 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:41,575 FROM OMEGA LOGIC. 122 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,912 LLOYD'S CONTINUED GENEROSITY FUNDS LA HONDA. 123 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,747 BOY WONDER'S-- 124 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,049 BOY WONDER'S SUPPOSED TO BE BRILLIANT. 125 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,150 CAME UP WITH THOSE FUNNY ADS 126 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:51,151 FOR YOUR FALCON FIRE CHIP. 127 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:53,854 CHICKEN SUITS. 128 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:58,526 I WANTED TO SLIT MY WRISTS WHEN I SAW THAT. 129 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,428 EVERYTHING I INVENT IS DUMBED DOWN 130 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:03,464 BY SOME MARKETING PUKE NAMED ANDY. 131 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,968 Hank: YOU'RE 20 MINUTES LATE, MR. CASPER. 132 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,438 I'M SORRY. 133 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:14,575 UH, I, UH... 134 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:16,910 I GOT SIDETRACKED. 135 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,646 THIS PLACE IS AMAZING. 136 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:21,281 IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING 137 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:25,919 AND DISNEYLAND AND SEX ALL WRAPPED UP IN ONE. 138 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,925 THIS IS FRANCIS BENOIT, OUR CHIEF ENGINEER. 139 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,026 I WANTED YOU TWO TO MEET 140 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,862 BEFORE WE MADE OUR FINAL DECISION 141 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,465 ABOUT WHO'S ON TEAM TITAN. 142 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,934 Andy: FRANCIS, I'M JUST SO AMPED TO BE HERE. 143 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:41,969 I WANNA DO WHAT YOU DO. 144 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,303 I WANT A CHANCE TO WORK 145 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:44,304 ON SOMETHING BIGGER THAN MYSELF. 146 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:45,739 I WANT THE JOLT. 147 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,608 WHY DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE PART OF THE TITAN? 148 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:50,478 YOU'RE JUST A MARKETING PUKE. 149 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:51,779 UH, WELL, I'M A MARKETING PUKE 150 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:53,581 WITH A DEGREE IN ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING 151 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:54,748 FROM STANFORD. I GUESS THAT MAKES ME DIFFERENT. 152 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:55,983 HOW? 153 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,885 WELL, I MIGHT APPROACH A PROBLEM DIFFERENTLY. 154 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,386 HOW?! 155 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:02,690 I MIGHT SEE SIMPLER SOLUTIONS. 156 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:05,759 SIMPLE SOLUTIONS LIKE CHICKEN SUITS? 157 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:10,163 IS FRANCIS BENOIT REALLY AN ASSHOLE, 158 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,865 OR DOES HE JUST PRETEND TO BE? 159 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,133 FYI, NEWB, 160 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:16,003 FRANCIS IS JUST EVERYWHERE... 161 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,506 NOT JUST HERE, BUT IN THE VALLEY. 162 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,340 IF YOU GET ON HIS BAD SIDE, 163 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:22,610 HE'LL CRUSH YOU. 164 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:24,912 SO HE'S AN ASSHOLE. 165 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:26,714 PRETTY MUCH. 166 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,756 TO THE LAST HURRAH. 167 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,525 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW JAZZED I AM. 168 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:38,759 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PAY CUT. 169 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:41,529 DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WE CAN LIVE OFF TOP RAMEN? 170 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,897 10 COCKROACHES CAN LIVE A YEAR OFF A SINGLE POSTAGE STAMP. 171 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,766 EXACTLY. 172 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,100 WE'LL BE LIKE THE COCKROACHES-- 173 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,569 TOTALLY UNENCUMBERED. 174 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:51,071 I DON'T NEED THAT BIG APARTMENT. 175 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:52,740 ANDY, I THINK YOU MISSED THE POINT 176 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,608 OF MY LITTLE COCKROACH FACTOID. 177 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:58,045 I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF YOUR POVERTY EXPERIMENT. 178 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:03,684 SO YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME 179 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:04,918 WITHOUT MY HUGE SALARY. 180 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,687 WOULD YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME 181 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:09,657 WITHOUT THE SALINE TWINS? 182 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:19,633 JUST DROP MY DIAPHRAGM IN THE MAIL. 183 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,573 THE TWINS ARE AWESOME. 184 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:32,780 [TUBAS PLAYING] 185 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,827 NO LOUD NOISES. 186 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:49,096 BATHROOM'S AT THE END OF THE HALLWAY. 187 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,599 NO HANKY-PANKY IN THE SHOWER. 188 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:52,600 [GIRL GIGGLING] HI. 189 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,601 HOW YOU DOIN'? 190 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:54,835 WE HAVE A FEW REJECTS 191 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:57,037 FROM THE STANFORD MARCHING BAND. 192 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,438 MOSTLY TUBAS, 193 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:00,841 BUT I'VE HAD EVERYTHING-- 194 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:04,077 TROMBONES, PICCOLOS, UKULELES, YOU NAME IT-- 195 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,478 YOU KNOW, OVER THE YEARS. 196 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:08,081 I LIVED WITH A FLAUTIST ONCE. 197 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,684 BOY, COULD HE TRILL. 198 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:16,824 OH, COME ON, BOYS. PLEASE KEEP IT TIDY FOR ME. 199 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,960 Boy: OK, MRS. B. 200 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,729 PRETTY FABULOUS, HUH? 201 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:26,466 SO WHAT'S THROUGH THE SLIDING DOORS? 202 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,668 OH, THAT'S YOUR NEIGHBOR. 203 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:31,038 LEAVE THOSE SHUT. NO HANKY-PANKY. 204 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,179 OOH! 205 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:49,156 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T-- 206 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,124 KNOCK? 207 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:53,160 IS--IS--IS THIS THE WOMEN'S? 208 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,527 IT'S A BOY-GIRL'S POTTY, 209 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,096 BUT WE STILL KNOCK. 210 00:09:56,196 --> 00:10:00,901 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY. 211 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,169 DO WHAT? 212 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,403 WHATEVER. 213 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,972 THERE ARE NO OUTLETS. 214 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,044 I'M ANDY. I JUST MOVED INTO 3. 215 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,080 REALLY? 216 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,648 I THINK WE CONNECT. 217 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,785 I'M FEELING A LITTLE SOMETHING HERE, TOO. 218 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,921 I MEANT OUR ROOMS CONNECT. 219 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,290 I'M IN 2. 220 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,926 NO PEEKING. 221 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,803 TEAM TITAN, WILLY. I'M AN IRON MAN! 222 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:38,806 CONGRATS. HEY, I GOT MY MODNET STOCK OPTIONS TODAY. 223 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,307 I'M A PAPER MILLIONAIRE. 224 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,342 WHO SAYS IT'S SLOWIN' DOWN? 225 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,577 DRINKS ARE ON YOU. I'LL MEET YOU AT MR. KIM'S IN AN HOUR. 226 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,646 OH, NOT TONIGHT, MAN. 227 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:49,182 I'M HAVING DINNER WITH YOUR EX-ASSISTANT. 228 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,684 ROBIN?! 229 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,820 MY GIRLFRIEND ROBIN?! 230 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:56,690 YEAH, UH, SHE TOLD ME ABOUT THE BREAKUP. 231 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,692 SORRY. 232 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,729 GOD, SHE IS SO INSANELY HOT, MAN! 233 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,464 [HOWLS AND BARKS] 234 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:06,066 HELLO? 235 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:10,738 I'LL MAIL IT TO YOU, YOU SKULKING, LEACHING DRAGON WOMAN. 236 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,373 WILLY'S MY BEST FRIEND! 237 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:16,877 JEALOUS?! NO, I'M NOT... JEALOUS! 238 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,812 IN FACT, I'M HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW, TOO! 239 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:21,248 YES, I AM! YOU HEAR THIS?! 240 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:24,852 [SILENCE] 241 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:27,888 SQUEAL LIKE A TUBA FOR DADDY! UNH! 242 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:32,926 SO, UH, TALKING TO YOUR MOM? 243 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:40,000 EX-GIRLFRIEND SCREWING FORMER BEST FRIEND. 244 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,769 UH, WELL, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? 245 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:45,338 SILENCE. SAFETY EARMUFFS. 246 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,774 97% NOISE REDUCTION. 247 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,376 I LIKE QUIET TO WORK. 248 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,144 SO YOU'RE A SCULPTOR? 249 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,213 YEAH. 250 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,050 I'M A GRAD STUDENT AT STANFORD. 251 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,086 MY DAD WANTED ME TO STUDY DIGITAL ART, 252 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,453 BUT THEN I'D BE IN SERIOUS DANGER 253 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,790 OF HAVING A MARKETABLE SKILL. 254 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,325 YOU'RE FUNNY... 255 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,160 AND PRETTY. 256 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,263 BRAINS AND BOOBS: KILLER COMBO. 257 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,667 WHAT DO YOU DO? 258 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,636 WELL, I WORK AT LA HONDA. 259 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,672 OOH, LA HONDA-- 260 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:22,342 EL CAR SALESMAN. HMM. 261 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,212 NO, NO. LA HONDA. 262 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:29,316 THE WORLD FAMOUS RESEARCH CENTER. 263 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,350 NEVER HEARD OF IT. 264 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,652 HEY, NEWB! 265 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,022 FRANCIS IS HAVING A TITAN TEAM PARTY. 266 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,525 YOU CAN'T BRING YOUR D.S. 267 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:39,659 D.S.? 268 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,062 DOCKING STATION. 269 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,299 OH, MY GOD. 270 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,303 [LOUD MUSIC PLAYING] 271 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,123 HEY, CASPER! 272 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,959 HEY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. COME ON IN. 273 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,494 OH, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY BRING A BATHING SUIT. 274 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,029 WELL, THAT'S OK. NOBODY DID. 275 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,630 THERE'S ROOM NEXT TO GRIFF. 276 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,132 COME ON. 277 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,701 UH--I--I'M--A-- 278 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,103 YOU'RE NOT STAYING ON THE TITAN. 279 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,205 WHAT? 280 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:27,875 OW! 281 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,743 BUT HANK PUT ME ON THE TITAN. 282 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,412 WHY? BECAUSE YOU WORKED FOR LLOYD AT OMEGA? 283 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,780 I DON'T CARE. 284 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,316 THERE'S NO VANITY SPOTS ON THE TITAN. 285 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,717 MOVE DOWN! 286 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:38,952 Guy: MOVE DOWN! 287 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,288 Girl: MOVE DOWN! 288 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:48,996 DON'T WORRY, CASPER, 289 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,730 I'VE GOT ANOTHER PROJECT FOR YOU. 290 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,232 VOLUNTEER FOR THIS ONE, AND I'LL MAKE SURE 291 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,901 YOU WORK ON SOMETHING DOWN THE ROAD 292 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,036 THAT GIVES YOU THE JOLT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 293 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:56,904 OK? 294 00:13:56,970 --> 00:14:00,140 IT'S TIME. 295 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:07,180 WHAT--WHAT-- WHAT'S THIS OTHER PROJECT? 296 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:12,986 A LAPTOP COMPUTER THAT RETAILS FOR $99. 297 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,923 IS THAT A JOKE? 298 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:20,127 THE WORLD NEEDS A CHEAP PORTABLE COMPUTER, CASPER. 299 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,795 THIRD-WORLD SCHOOL CHILDREN 300 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,532 WANT TO JOIN THE INFORMATION AGE. 301 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,737 I THOUGHT THIRD-WORLD SCHOOL CHILDREN WANTED FOOD. 302 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,239 DO THIS FOR ME, 303 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:35,542 AND I PROMISE YOU'LL BE PART OF MY NEXT BIG PROJECT. 304 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,780 Crowd: OOH! 305 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:44,784 TITAN! TITAN! TITAN! TITAN! 306 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,786 IT'S UP TO YOU, CASPER. 307 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,389 YOU CAN FILL PAILS, 308 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,724 OR YOU CAN LIGHT FIRES. 309 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,294 NOW... 310 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,229 LIFT YOUR ARMS. 311 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,234 [CROWD CHEERS] 312 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,279 YOU'RE QUITTING THE TITAN TO DO WHAT? 313 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,446 THE PC-99. 314 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,583 ARE YOU NUTS? DID FRANCIS THREATEN YOU? 315 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,185 NO, NO. IT SEEMS CHALLENGING. 316 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,386 I MEAN, WHO DO I REPORT TO? 317 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,487 WHO'S MY TEAM LEADER? 318 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,888 WELL, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE ON THE PROJECT, 319 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,756 I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU TEAM LEADER, 320 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:24,757 SO WAY TO GO. 321 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,060 THE ONLY ONE? 322 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,096 BUT THIS IS AN IMPORTANT PROJECT, RIGHT? 323 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,064 I MEAN, CHEAP COMPUTERS, THIRD-WORLD KIDS... 324 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,000 IS--IS THERE ANYTHING STOPPING ME 325 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,367 FROM RECRUITING A TEAM? 326 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,669 NO. BUT THERE ARE ONLY A COUPLE OF UNASSIGNEDS LEFT. 327 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,871 IF YOU CAN GET THEM TO VOLUNTEER FOR YOUR PROJECT, 328 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:41,474 GO AHEAD. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 329 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,612 [RAGTIME PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 330 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,484 I'M LOOKING FOR SALMAN FARD. 331 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,053 SALMAN? 332 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,354 HI. ANDY CASPER. 333 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,023 YES. [BEEPING] 334 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,291 CHRIST! WHAT DO YOU GOT? A T-1? 335 00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,492 IT CRANKS. 336 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,028 I'VE GOT A BROWN BOX THAT SNIFFS OUT 337 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,130 THE MILITARY'S SECRET FIBER OPTIC PIPE. 338 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,732 THE CIA'S GOT A CLASSIFIED FILE ON ME. 339 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,235 YOU WANT TO SEE? 340 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,937 MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS 341 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,872 DON'T MESS WITH THE CIA, IRS, OR BIKERS. 342 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,575 PFFFT. I'M ONLY AFRAID OF BIKERS. 343 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,878 "DOMESTIC AND INTERNATIONAL ELECTRONIC TRESPASSING." 344 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,413 NASA. MICROSOFT. 345 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,915 THE KUALA LUMPUR DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION? 346 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,151 YOU'RE A HIGH-TECH BADASS. 347 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,718 I PROVIDE A SERVICE. 348 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,953 ALL OF THE SYSTEMS I'VE HACKED 349 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:27,854 ARE MUCH MORE SECURE TODAY 350 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,156 BECAUSE OF MY EFFORTS. 351 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,258 MY GIRLFRIEND CALLS ME ROBIN HOOD. 352 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,792 IT'S A DOUBLE ENTENDRE. 353 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,627 I'M UNCIRCUMCISED. 354 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:39,199 WELL, UM, THANKS FOR THAT IMAGE. 355 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,168 SO, I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A TEAM, 356 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,970 AND MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME TRACK DOWN 357 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,139 SOME OF THESE OTHER NAMES ON THE LIST. 358 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,441 CURTIS REESE IS A WIZARD. 359 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,077 T.G. TOP GUN. 360 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,611 THIS GUY THINKS IN BINARY, 361 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,080 AND HE CRAPS C DOUBLE PLUS. 362 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,248 TRUST ME, HE COULD DESIGN THE TITAN ALONE 363 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,983 IF FRANCIS GAVE HIM THE SHOT. 364 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,152 SO WHY IS HE UNASSIGNED? 365 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:04,391 HUH. 366 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,294 SHIT. 367 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:13,533 [GROANS] 368 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,103 OK, SO HE LACKS CERTAIN SOCIAL SKILLS. 369 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,105 LIKE THE POWER OF SPEECH? 370 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,973 I'M TELLING YOU, ANDY, THIS GUY'S GOT THE STUFF. 371 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,110 BESIDES, IF WE DON'T TAKE HIM, 372 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,544 THEY'LL PUT HIM TO SLEEP. 373 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,714 I'LL HANDLE THIS. YOU GO CHECK OUT THE LAB. 374 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,604 [EXHALES] 375 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,313 WHOA! 376 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,314 UHH! 377 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,315 OW! 378 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,183 ANDY? 379 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,684 YOU IN HERE? 380 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,553 Andy: YEAH. 381 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,655 OVER HERE. 382 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,358 HA! 383 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,525 HEY. 384 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,529 AHEM. ANDY CASPER. WELCOME, CURTIS. 385 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,200 TINY. 386 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,269 WHAT'S GOING ON, TINY? 387 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,805 ENTROPY'S WINNING. 388 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:28,875 OK. 389 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,177 UH, OH... 390 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,445 YOU LIKE THAT DESK? IT'S ALL YOURS. 391 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,446 ANDY? 392 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,415 I WANT THE DESK NEXT TO THE FIREPLACE. 393 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,685 THERE'S ONE MORE NAME ON THIS LIST, AND THAT IS... 394 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,520 DARRELL CLAXTON? 395 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,790 THIS GUY'S A TOTAL HARD-WIRED, MOBY, 396 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,425 MOTHERBOARD JOCKEY. 397 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,360 IS THAT GOOD? 398 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,595 HE TOOK AN ATHLON 750 399 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,297 AND OVERCLOCKED IT TO 2 GIGAHERTZ, 400 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:53,333 AND IT'S RUNNING CONSTANT AT 38 DEGREES. 401 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,202 [CHUCKLES] 402 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,403 WHICH IS GOOD. 403 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,705 GREAT! WELL, WHERE DO WE FIND HIM? 404 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,407 [GROANS] 405 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,644 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 406 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,651 UH-UH. 407 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:18,391 [ELECTRONIC RIFFS] 408 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,294 Salman: DON'T BUY INTO THE RUMORS. 409 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,695 I'VE NEVER HAD A RUN-IN WITH HIM. 410 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,097 WHAT'S THAT HE'S PLAYING? 411 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,466 IT'S HIS ANGER STICK. 412 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:29,236 IT'S A HOMEMADE, STRINGLESS GUITAR. 413 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,705 LASERS TELL HIM WHERE HIS FINGERS ARE. 414 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,341 IT LOOKS LIKE A WEAPON. 415 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:35,775 DON'T GO THERE. 416 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,677 DARRELL. 417 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,912 DARRELL? 418 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,515 DARRELL! 419 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,586 DON'T YELL IN DARRELL'S EAR. 420 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:48,721 AHEM. 421 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,590 HI, DARRELL. I'M AN-- 422 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:53,793 I'M ANDY. 423 00:19:56,663 --> 00:20:00,400 ONE DROP OF THIS ON DARRELL'S PALM, 424 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,436 AND YOU'LL BE PUSHING THE MERCURY PAST 105 425 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,604 AND CHOKING TO DEATH 426 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,540 ON YOUR OWN MUCUS IN 24 HOURS. 427 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,710 BUT YOU'D BE DEAD, TOO. 428 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,746 DARRELL'S BEEN INOCULATED. 429 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,014 [GULP] 430 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,649 RIGHT. 431 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,688 SO I GUESS A HUG'S OUT OF THE QUESTION. 432 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,392 DARRELL, I HEAR YOU'RE GOOD WITH YOUR HANDS. 433 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:26,626 YOU COMING ON TO DARRELL? 434 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,329 ANDY'S PUTTING TOGETHER A TEAM. 435 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,631 IS THAT DRUMP ON YOUR TEAM? 436 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,704 [SIGHS] GOOD. YOU ALL KNOW EACH OTHER. 437 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,872 HOW ABOUT I BUY YOU GUYS LUNCH? 438 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,575 HUH? 439 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,243 FINE. 440 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,913 BUT NO PROJECT SPEAK BEFORE CHOW. 441 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,817 [CAR ALARM CHIRPS] 442 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,486 NICE RIDE. 443 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,687 SHOTGUN! SHOTGUN! 444 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,689 [LAUGHS] 445 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,426 DARRELL ACTUALLY OWNS A SHOTGUN. 446 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,694 YOU TAKE IT. 447 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,837 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 448 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:11,938 IT'S GOING TO BE OK. 449 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,973 DRUMPY CAN'T FUNCTION IN THE BIG ROOM. 450 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:18,911 WHERE ARE HIS SHOES? 451 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,713 HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY. 452 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:32,992 UH-UH. 453 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,362 NOW WHAT'S WRONG? 454 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:36,796 HOW DO YOU THINK PEOPLE GET SICK, HUH? 455 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,965 SOME GUY PICKS HIS NOSE, SCRATCHES HIS ASS, 456 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,400 AND HE GRABS THAT HANDLE. 457 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,901 YOU TOUCH IT, NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 458 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,069 YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR EYES, 459 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,504 OUT OF YOUR ANUS. 460 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:45,972 GO AHEAD, BE MY GUEST. 461 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,840 TOUCH IT. 462 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,661 LIVE DANGEROUSLY. 463 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,030 SPEAK, CASPER. 464 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,033 WHAT'S YOUR PROJECT? 465 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:50,803 AHEM. OK. 466 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:53,806 ARE YOU GUYS READY TO CHANGE THE WORLD? 467 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:58,511 WE ARE GOING TO BUILD THE $99 PORTABLE. 468 00:22:58,611 --> 00:22:59,812 THE CHEAPIE BOX? 469 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:04,617 THE CHEAPIE BOX IS LA HONDA'S VILLAGE IDIOT. 470 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,453 THAT PROJECT COMES AROUND EVERY YEAR. 471 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,687 NOBODY EVER VOLUNTEERS FOR IT. 472 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:09,989 IT'S THE TOPMOST WOMBAT. 473 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:10,990 WASTE OF MONEY-- 474 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,559 BRAINS AND TIME. 475 00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:14,360 DARRELL CAME TO LA HONDA TO BURN IN THE BIG IRON, 476 00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:18,698 NOT WORK ON SOME COSTCO SPEAK-AND-SPELL SCIENCE PROJECT. 477 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,667 WELL... 478 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,802 DARRELL MUST FEEL A TAD FRUSTRATED, 479 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,472 BECAUSE DARRELL DIDN'T MAKE THE BIG IRON TEAM. 480 00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,674 DARRELL IS JUST ANOTHER BROKEN TOY 481 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,809 WITH NO PROJECT TO CALL HIS OWN. 482 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,344 Salman, whispering: Andy. Shh. 483 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:34,714 WHO ARE YOU CALLING BROKEN? 484 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,115 [GULP] 485 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:42,589 LOOK, LOOK, I THINK YOU'RE ALL TERRIFIC. 486 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:45,224 AND I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE JUST MARKING TIME HERE 487 00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:49,562 UNTIL YOU GET YOUR BIG BREAKS AS ARMANI MODELS. 488 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:50,963 BUT UNTIL THEN, 489 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,899 I'M THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN. 490 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:55,101 DARRELL COULD BE AN ARMANI MODEL. 491 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,003 WHATEVER. 492 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,037 [SIGHS] 493 00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:59,171 LET ME JUST PAY, 494 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,607 AND WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE. 495 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,041 PAY. HA HA. 496 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,009 THAT'S SO CUTE. 497 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,512 PAY. 498 00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:08,715 [HONKS HORN] 499 00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:21,127 SON OF A... 500 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:26,599 DARRELL GETS HIS BEST IDEAS 501 00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:30,036 BETWEEN 101 AND 103 MILES PER! 502 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,904 AAH! AAH! 503 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:33,139 AAH! 504 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:36,843 SORRY, CASPER. 505 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:38,911 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR CHEAPIE-BOX PROJECT. 506 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:41,548 DARRELL IS STRICTLY BIG NUMS OR NO NUMS. 507 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,382 WHY DIDN'T DARRELL TELL ME THAT 508 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:45,585 BEFORE I LET DARRELL DRIVE ME CAR? 509 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:48,154 DARRELL WANTED TO DRIVE YOUR CAR. 510 00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:51,958 SCREW IT! 511 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:54,661 IT'S A STUPID BITTY-BOX PROJECT ANYWAY. 512 00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:56,996 THE PARTS ALONE ARE GOING TO COST MORE THAT $99. 513 00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:58,197 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 514 00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,969 WELL, OK, ANDY. 515 00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:03,970 I'M IN. 516 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,572 NO, I SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE. 517 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:06,773 YES, I KNOW. 518 00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:09,108 ANYBODY CAN DO SOMETHING THAT CAN BE DONE. 519 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,711 MY FIRST PROJECT. 520 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:12,645 THANK YOU. 521 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:15,147 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 522 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:26,993 Francis: WELL, WELL, LADIES. 523 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:30,730 LET'S GIVE THE PC-99 IRON MEN 524 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:33,700 THE OLD TITAN SALUTE. 525 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,603 [JEERING AND LAUGHING] 526 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,705 Man: BUNCH OF LOSERS! 527 00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:05,865 AQUA TOFANA IS A TRANSPARENT, 528 00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:07,033 TASTELESS POISON. 529 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:12,138 IT DELIVERS DEATH WITH NO REAL SYMPTOMS. 530 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,741 I'M IN. 531 00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:18,645 HE'S NEVER OFFICIALLY BEEN LINKED TO ANY MURDERS, 532 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:19,912 BUT I'D STICK TO BOTTLED WATER. 533 00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,013 OH, ONE MORE THING. 534 00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:23,249 I GET TO DRIVE YOUR PORSCHE. 535 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,532 [SLAMS TABLE] OK. 536 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:42,234 WE'RE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF LA HONDA. 537 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:44,704 THE CHEAPIE BOX PUSSIES. 538 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:47,173 BUT WE'RE GOING TO PROVE THEM WRONG. 539 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:48,808 YOU'RE IRON MEN! 540 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:51,443 YOU'RE THE BRIGHTEST! YOU'RE THE BEST! 541 00:26:51,678 --> 00:26:53,012 AND YOU ARE? 542 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,949 I'M KRIS KRINGLE. 543 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,219 I'M GOING TO MAKE THE MAGIC HAPPEN. 544 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,288 COME ON, GUYS. 545 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:06,058 LET'S BUILD A $99 COMPUTER. 546 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:10,096 AND NOTHING'S GOING TO STOP US. 547 00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:12,031 WHO TOOK THE DRY MARKERS? 548 00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:15,234 [WHISPERING] I love you, Tiny. 549 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:17,103 I love you. 550 00:27:17,904 --> 00:27:20,272 I love... 551 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:30,016 1,390? 552 00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:31,751 SHIT! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. 553 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,052 CAN'T WE GET RID OF SOME OF THIS STUFF? 554 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:36,823 WELL, WHY THE PC-99? WHY NOT THE PC-300? 555 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:38,925 BECAUSE IT'S THE GODDAMN PC-99, 556 00:27:39,025 --> 00:27:40,392 NOT THE PC-300. 557 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,830 WELL, CALL IT THE GODDAMN PC-1390, AND WE'RE DONE. 558 00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:46,132 SALMAN, ANY IDEAS? 559 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:47,499 THE NAME SUCKS. 560 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:48,968 OK, FINE. 561 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,137 WELL, LET'S START BY THINKING UP A NEW NAME. 562 00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:52,739 Darrell: THAT'S MARKETING. 563 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:54,006 IF I HAD WANTED TO BE IN MARKETING, 564 00:27:54,106 --> 00:27:56,275 I WOULD HAVE HAD THEM REMOVE MY FOREBRAIN. 565 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,476 TELL YOU WHAT. 566 00:27:57,744 --> 00:27:58,845 YOU NAIL THE NEW NAME, 567 00:27:58,945 --> 00:28:00,612 AND I'LL TAKE YOU OUT FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN. 568 00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,614 DINNER, DANCING. THE WORKS. 569 00:28:02,749 --> 00:28:03,850 YOU'RE AN ATTRACTIVE FELLOW, ANDY, 570 00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:06,753 BUT I'D RATHER BRING MY GIRLFRIEND. 571 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,087 [LAUGHS] YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 572 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:11,390 YES, I DO. SHE'S VERY SEXY. 573 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:12,759 OYSTERS MAKE HER HORNY. 574 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,861 YOU NEVER HAD A GIRL THAT DIDN'T COST 3.99 575 00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:15,862 FOR THE FIRST 5 MINUTES. 576 00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:18,330 YOUR MOTHER USES MACINTOSH. 577 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:20,232 WHAT? YOU HEARD ME. 578 00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:21,768 SYSTEM 7. 579 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:23,870 ALL RIGHT, FARD, THAT'S IT. YOU'RE DEAD. 580 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:26,372 YOU'RE GOING DOWN. 581 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:31,343 [DARRELL AND SALMAN LAUGH] 582 00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:35,181 SODIUM OLEFIN SULFONATE. 583 00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:36,849 BOOM. 584 00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:39,585 GO, TEAM. 585 00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:42,154 [TUBAS PLAYING] 586 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:52,799 NEW SCULPTURE? 587 00:28:52,865 --> 00:28:55,101 NOPE. SAME ONE. 588 00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:58,805 SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 589 00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:00,940 I DON'T KNOW YET. 590 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,242 WELL, HOW WILL YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE? 591 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:04,310 NEWS FLASH. 592 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,012 SOMETIMES IT'S OK NOT TO KNOW 593 00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:08,280 WHAT IT IS YOU'RE DOING WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT. 594 00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:10,817 [SIGHS] 595 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:13,152 IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A TURD. 596 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,288 THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING. 597 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:21,060 HOW COME I DON'T KNOW YOU'RE NAME? 598 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,995 YOU NEVER ASKED. 599 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:25,364 IT'S ALISA. 600 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:26,632 AHH... 601 00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:28,935 I'M ANDY. 602 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:30,369 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU 603 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:33,405 AGAIN. HEH. 604 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:35,007 WANT TO HAVE DINNER? 605 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,910 THERE'S A SUPPER CLUB UP ON RUSSIAN HILL 606 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:41,113 THAT MAKES THE BEST LOBSTER CEVICHE. 607 00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:42,949 HOW ABOUT TOP RAMEN IN MY ROOM, 608 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:45,117 SAY, SEVENISH? 609 00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:47,353 DONE. 610 00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:49,221 NICE COMPROMISE. 611 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,223 [LAUGHS] 612 00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,998 ADD THE WATER, THEN NUKE FOR 5 MINUTES. 613 00:29:59,098 --> 00:30:01,400 I'LL MAKE THE SALAD. 614 00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:10,142 [SIZZLING] 615 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:12,144 HMM. 616 00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:16,748 AAH! JEEZ! 617 00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:17,649 WHAT, FLAVOR ENHANCERS? 618 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:20,252 OH. THEY'RE CLEAN. 619 00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:23,022 IT'S JUST HOW I DRY THEM. HEH HEH. 620 00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:24,924 OOH. OW. 621 00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:26,325 AH, AH, AH. 622 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:27,894 [INHALES] 623 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:29,195 OOH! 624 00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:32,298 AHH... 625 00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:34,233 [CHUCKLES] 626 00:30:35,902 --> 00:30:37,836 DAMN. 627 00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:41,240 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 628 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:42,374 SURE. 629 00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:44,043 I'M LOOKING AROUND YOUR ROOM, 630 00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:47,379 AND I AM STRUCK BY A LACK OF... 631 00:30:47,479 --> 00:30:49,015 ANYTHING. 632 00:30:49,115 --> 00:30:50,082 [LAUGHS] 633 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,183 WELL, I JUST GOT RID OF EVERYTHING 634 00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:52,885 EXCEPT WHAT I NEED. 635 00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:54,020 IT LEFT ME ROOM TO CONCENTRATE 636 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,055 ON STUFF THAT MATTERS. 637 00:30:56,155 --> 00:30:57,523 THAT'S MY PHILOSOPHY: 638 00:30:57,623 --> 00:31:00,459 SIMPLIFY, CLARIFY, 639 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:02,428 ECONOMIZE. 640 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:03,930 HMM. 641 00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:13,472 SO HOW'S LIFE AT LA HONDA? 642 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,443 WELL... 643 00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:20,446 IT'S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. 644 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,114 I THOUGHT I'D BE WORKING 645 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,415 ON SOME CUTTING EDGE PROJECT 646 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:25,117 WITH THE GREATEST BRAINS ON THE PLANET, 647 00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:30,422 BUT I'VE BEEN TEAMED UP WITH THESE BUNCH OF... 648 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,125 I DON'T KNOW. 649 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,461 THIS MAY BE A HUGE MISTAKE. 650 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:38,064 WELL, I THINK YOU'RE VERY BRAVE. 651 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:40,132 REALLY? 652 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:41,800 DO GO ON. 653 00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:43,569 WELL, YOU GAVE UP A LOT 654 00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:45,871 TO PURSUE AN INTELLECTUAL IDEAL. 655 00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:48,707 I DON'T KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD HAVE DONE THAT. 656 00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:51,310 SO, BIG UPS TO YOU. 657 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,045 REALLY? BIG UPS? 658 00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:54,146 BIG UPS. 659 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,847 WELL, I'VE NEVER GOTTEN BIG UPS. 660 00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:58,684 ALL RIGHT. BIG UPS. 661 00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:06,993 SO... 662 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:08,995 IS THIS THE PART OF THE MOVIE 663 00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:11,697 WHERE WE BREAK THE SEXUAL TENSION 664 00:32:11,998 --> 00:32:13,632 WITH A KISS? 665 00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,536 NO. 666 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:22,874 THIS IS WHERE I SAY, "WELCOME TO THE HOUSE. 667 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:24,210 IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO." 668 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:27,113 NO, THAT'S A DIFFERENT MOVIE. 669 00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:28,280 [LAUGHS] 670 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:31,450 LET'S JUST KEEP IT SIMPLE FOR NOW. 671 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:34,453 FOR NOW. 672 00:32:39,025 --> 00:32:40,526 [WHIRRING] 673 00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:43,462 HOW'S IT GOING, CASPER? 674 00:32:49,235 --> 00:32:51,137 UH, GOOD. 675 00:32:51,237 --> 00:32:53,239 I'D SAY WE'RE, LIKE, UH, 676 00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:55,241 OH, A 9 IRON FROM THE DANCE FLOOR, 677 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:57,243 THEN A 2 PUTT TO THE CUP. 678 00:32:57,343 --> 00:32:59,178 OF COURSE, YOU CAN'T RUSH GENIUS. 679 00:32:59,278 --> 00:33:00,246 [LAUGHS] 680 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:02,048 YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 681 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:03,182 EXCEPT HERE, OF COURSE. 682 00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:05,084 YOU'VE GOT ABOUT 3 WEEKS TO DELIVER. 683 00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:06,352 3 WEEKS? 684 00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:10,222 BUT NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A DEADLINE. 685 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:13,359 COME ON. WE ALL HAVE DEADLINES, CASPER. 686 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:19,665 GUYS, WE JUST HAVE 3 WEEKS TO... 687 00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:24,136 Woman: RIDE ME, COWBOY. RIDE ME... 688 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:26,272 SHIT. 689 00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:29,275 Salman: WHOA. RIDE ME, COWBOY. RIDE ME. 690 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,277 Darrell: YOU PERVERT. SHE'S BRILLIANT. 691 00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:33,345 HEY, ISN'T THAT JANIE HICKENLOCKER 692 00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:34,580 FROM THE ROBOTICS LAB? 693 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,215 WHAT IS THIS, A CIRCLE JERK? 694 00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:37,283 RIDE ME... 695 00:33:37,383 --> 00:33:38,750 WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING WITH NOW? 696 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:42,521 STRONTIUM BARIUM BIOBATE CRYSTAL DISPLAY UNIT. 697 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:43,589 HOLOGRAM. 698 00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:47,359 IT'S A DESERT STORM LEFTOVER... 699 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:49,461 REPROGRAMMED. 700 00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:52,198 IT IS. IT'S JANIE HICKENLOCKER. 701 00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:53,799 RIDE ME, COWBOY. RIDE ME... 702 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:55,201 HOW'D YOU-- 703 00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:57,536 TINY? 704 00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:01,507 OK. BACK ON EARTH. 705 00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:02,674 HAVE WE MADE ANY PROGRESS? 706 00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:03,875 I MEAN, DAMN IT, WE'VE ONLY GOT 707 00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:05,344 3 WEEKS TO FINISH. 708 00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:08,214 WE THOUGHT YOU COULD LOSE THE COLOR INK CARTRIDGE. 709 00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:11,450 YOU'LL SAVE $35 AMERICAN. 710 00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:13,419 THAT'S IT? 711 00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:17,123 THAT'S THE BIG IDEA? 712 00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:19,291 GUYS, WE NEED TO GET OUTSIDE THE LINES. 713 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:22,628 THINK LATERALLY, OUTSIDE THE BOX. 714 00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:25,664 BOX. 715 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:30,136 * OH OH 716 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:32,571 * IS THAT HOW YOU GET OFF? 717 00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:39,345 * OH OH 718 00:34:39,445 --> 00:34:41,780 * IS THAT HOW YOU GET OFF? 719 00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:50,156 AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 720 00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:52,391 GET YOUR FOOT OFF MY FOOT! 721 00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:54,626 [ALL SCREAMING] 722 00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:57,696 YOU GUYS SEE THE VW NEXT TO US? 723 00:34:57,796 --> 00:34:59,165 YES! 724 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:02,000 WE'RE TRAVELING ON THE SAME ROAD AT THE SAME SPEED, 725 00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:05,171 BUT IT COSTS A FRACTION OF THE PRICE THAT THIS DOES. WHY? 726 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:06,372 BECAUSE IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT 727 00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:07,739 LOW END CHEAPIE MACHINE, THAT'S WHY. 728 00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:09,375 NOW GET YOUR FOOT OFF MY FOOT. 729 00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:10,476 [HONKING] 730 00:35:10,576 --> 00:35:12,811 [ALL SCREAMING] 731 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,282 NO. WAIT. NO. LOOK AGAIN. IT'S SIMPLE. 732 00:35:16,382 --> 00:35:17,483 IT HAS NO EXTRAS. 733 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:18,817 IT'S ONLY GOT WHAT IT NEEDS. 734 00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:23,522 WE NEED TO SIMPLIFY, CLARIFY, ECONOMIZE. 735 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:26,358 [HONKING] 736 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,860 [ALL SCREAMING] 737 00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:35,367 [ALL COUGHING] 738 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:39,405 SIMPLIFY, CLARIFY, ECONOMIZE. 739 00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:42,208 ARE YOU GUYS PAYING ATTENTION? 740 00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:45,377 THAT HAD SUICIDE WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. 741 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:48,547 NO. I GET IT. 742 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,048 GET RID OF EVERYTHING. 743 00:35:50,216 --> 00:35:53,952 THE PC99 ONLY EXISTS IN CYBERSPACE. IN HEAVEN. 744 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:55,221 ARE YOU KIDDING? 745 00:35:55,254 --> 00:35:57,223 NO, I'M SERIOUS, I'M UPSET, 746 00:35:57,256 --> 00:35:58,290 AND I THINK I WET MYSELF, 747 00:35:58,390 --> 00:35:59,658 BUT I'M SERIOUS. 748 00:35:59,758 --> 00:36:01,227 PUT IT ALL ON THE INTERNET. 749 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:06,632 NO CD, NO FLOPPY, NO RAM, NO HARD DRIVE, NO NOTHING. 750 00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:09,235 THE SOFTWARE IS ALL STORED IN CYBERSPACE. 751 00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:11,069 YOU'RE A PALM PILOT, FARD. 752 00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:12,471 SHUT UP, ZIPPER HEAD. 753 00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:13,472 MAGGOT BOX. 754 00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:14,706 LOOK, LET'S GO FARTHER. 755 00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:16,242 LET'S GET RID OF THE PRINTER. 756 00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:17,543 FOR 99 BUCKS, THEY DON'T GET A PRINTER. 757 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,711 WHOA. LET'S GO EVEN FARTHER. 758 00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:21,513 FOR 99 BUCKS, LET'S GET RID OF 759 00:36:21,613 --> 00:36:22,781 THE TV MONITOR. 760 00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:25,617 THEY GET A KEYBOARD AND A TUBE OF K-Y JELLY. 761 00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,886 JESUS CHRIST, DARRELL, SHUT THE HELL UP. 762 00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:30,756 I'M SO SICK OF YOU SHITTING ON EVERYONE ELSE 763 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,891 WHEN YOU HAVEN'T COME UP WITH A GODDAMN THING YOURSELF. 764 00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:34,826 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? I THINK YOU HAVE IDEAS 765 00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:36,462 BUT YOU WON'T TELL US WHAT THEY ARE 766 00:36:36,562 --> 00:36:38,597 'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO AFRAID OF WHAT WE MIGHT SAY. 767 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,366 WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT, DARRELL. 768 00:36:40,466 --> 00:36:42,268 SO FROM NOW ON, YOU PUT UP 769 00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:46,272 OR YOU SHUT UP. IS THAT CLEAR? 770 00:36:48,674 --> 00:36:50,175 WHAT'S UP, DUDE? 771 00:36:50,276 --> 00:36:52,311 VIRTUAL REALITY GLOVES. 772 00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:53,412 BEEN AROUND SINCE THE EIGHTIES. 773 00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:56,147 NEVER CAUGHT ON. TOTAL BARGAIN ITEM. 774 00:36:56,282 --> 00:37:00,118 THEY REPLACE THE KEYBOARD AND THE MOUSE. 775 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:01,887 HEY, DON'T START-- 776 00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:04,556 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THESE ARE MINE. 777 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:05,924 [CLEARS THROAT] 778 00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:10,128 BIG BANG, CASPER. 2 FEATURES, ONE ITEM. 779 00:37:10,329 --> 00:37:13,299 COOL. CAN WE TRY 'EM? 780 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,335 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 781 00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:18,937 [SPEAKING MOCK RUSSIAN] 782 00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:34,320 [SUCKING] 783 00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:40,326 AHH... 784 00:37:40,392 --> 00:37:41,427 [SQUISH] 785 00:37:41,527 --> 00:37:42,594 OH... 786 00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:44,229 ANTI-BACTERIAL GEL. 787 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:45,531 IT'S LIKE WEARING AN OLD CONDOM. 788 00:37:45,631 --> 00:37:46,598 [SQUISH] 789 00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:48,334 YOU GET USED TO IT. 790 00:37:52,338 --> 00:37:53,339 THE GEL. 791 00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:55,341 HERE. GIVE IT A WHIRL. 792 00:37:56,575 --> 00:37:58,677 Computer voice: CD-ROM. MAILBOX. 793 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,847 DOCUMENTS. TOOLS. 794 00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:04,916 PRINTER. FILES. PRINTER. TOOLS. 795 00:38:06,352 --> 00:38:07,419 [LAUGHS] 796 00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:08,520 ALL RIGHT. 797 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:11,222 WE'RE JUST A FEW HUNDRED BUCKS 798 00:38:11,423 --> 00:38:12,924 AWAY FROM OUR GOAL. 799 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:16,862 IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE MAGIC HAPPEN. 800 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:18,063 MMM... 801 00:38:20,466 --> 00:38:22,368 MMM... 802 00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:34,746 RIDE ME, COWBOY. RIDE ME. 803 00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:36,382 [LAUGHS] 804 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:38,517 RIDE ME. 805 00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:40,386 [LAUGHING] 806 00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:45,791 YOU'VE GOT MAIL. 807 00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:47,393 [GUNSHOT] 808 00:38:53,399 --> 00:38:54,400 WHERE'S TINY? 809 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:56,134 TINY! TINY! TINY! 810 00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:57,268 WHAT DID I DO? 811 00:38:57,403 --> 00:38:59,137 THE HOLOGRAM-- TURN IT ON. TURN IT UP. 812 00:38:59,405 --> 00:39:00,606 TURN IT UP! 813 00:39:00,706 --> 00:39:02,941 RIDE ME, COWBOY. RIDE ME... 814 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:03,975 BEAUTIFUL. 815 00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:06,845 YOU WANT 15 MINUTES ALONE WITH HER? 816 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:07,813 SIMPLIFY. 817 00:39:07,913 --> 00:39:08,814 LIKE YOU SAID, DARRELL, 818 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:09,981 WE GET RID OF THE MONITOR. 819 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,017 DARRELL WAS JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 820 00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:13,552 NO, NO, NO, NO. 821 00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:16,488 WE MAKE IT A HOLOGRAM. 822 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:19,458 RIDE ME, COWBOY. RIDE ME-- 823 00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:20,826 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 824 00:39:20,926 --> 00:39:21,960 IMAGINE... 825 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:24,129 AN EMPTY DESK. 826 00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:26,297 Salman: HEY! 827 00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:28,066 OH! MY SOARING BUTTERFLY! 828 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:29,801 AND ALL THAT'S ON IT 829 00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:30,936 IS THIS. 830 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:33,939 IN FRONT OF YOU IS A VIRTUAL DESKTOP 831 00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:39,277 WHERE 3-D ICONS HOVER IN SPACE LIKE, UH, 832 00:39:39,445 --> 00:39:40,846 A SHIMMERING STAR FIELD. 833 00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:42,548 MAYBE THERE'S A LITTLE PAPERBOY. 834 00:39:42,648 --> 00:39:44,650 AN ANIMATED PAPERBOY ON A BICYCLE, 835 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:45,984 GRABBING E-MAILS OUT OF A POUCH 836 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:48,253 AND TOSSING 'EM UP ONTO MY DESKTOP. 837 00:39:48,454 --> 00:39:50,989 YEAH. IT DOESN'T SUCK. 838 00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:51,957 YOU'RE GOOD. 839 00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:54,460 I SEE WHY YOU WERE IN MARKETING. 840 00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:57,162 CAN IT BE DONE? 841 00:39:57,463 --> 00:39:59,465 NO WAY. 842 00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:01,933 FINE. 843 00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,402 WELL, I GUESS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 844 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:08,874 YEAH...IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 845 00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:11,076 WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, CASPER. 846 00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:13,078 ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT NO 3 MINDS, 847 00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:15,481 NO MATTER HOW STAGGERING THEIR GENIUS, 848 00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:18,183 COULD DO THIS. THAT'S ALL. 849 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,452 [GRUNTING] 850 00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:24,055 OK, DAMN IT, BRING IT OVER HERE. 851 00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:26,024 LET'S SEE THE THING. COME ON. 852 00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:28,494 OK, TINY, HOW DOES THIS WORK? 853 00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:30,962 [CHURCH BELLS CHIMING] 854 00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:48,346 THE ECONOMY'S IN THE CRAPPER, HANK. 855 00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:50,849 WHAT A SURPRISE, LLOYD. 856 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:53,719 I WANT TO REVIEW THIS YEAR'S PROJECTS. 857 00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:55,320 [TIRES SCREECHING] 858 00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:56,454 [GRUNTS] 859 00:40:56,555 --> 00:40:58,757 NOW WHAT IS THIS HORSESHIT 860 00:40:58,857 --> 00:41:00,659 ABOUT DEVELOPING A $99-DOLLAR COMPUTER? 861 00:41:00,759 --> 00:41:02,828 A GROUP OF UNASSIGNED LOSERS 862 00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:04,129 VOLUNTEERED FOR IT. THESE GUYS-- 863 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:06,064 CHRIST, ARE WE ON THE SAME PAGE, HANK? 864 00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:07,766 MAYBE OMEGA SHOULD JUST GIVE AWAY COMPUTERS FOR FREE. 865 00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:10,101 WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THIS? 866 00:41:12,538 --> 00:41:14,005 WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK MY PROFIT COMES FROM? 867 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:16,074 IT'S THE HARDWARE, STUPID. 868 00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:18,109 I DID A BILLION DOLLARS LAST YEAR. 869 00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:21,847 HOW AM I GONNA MAKE A PROFIT ON A $99 KID'S TOY? 870 00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:23,915 WHY HAVEN'T YOU WIRED US 871 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:25,250 THE ANNUAL SPONSORSHIP FUND YET? 872 00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:28,119 I WANTED TO DELIVER THE FUNDS IN PERSON. 873 00:41:37,195 --> 00:41:38,997 BUT LLOYD, THIS CHECK IS JUST-- 874 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:40,766 Both: A FRACTION OF THE ANNUAL FUNDS. 875 00:41:40,866 --> 00:41:42,568 1/52nd, TO BE EXACT. 876 00:41:42,668 --> 00:41:44,335 MARKET'S ON THE SKIDS. 877 00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:45,771 I'M CUTTING BACK. 878 00:41:45,871 --> 00:41:47,072 FROM NOW ON, 879 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:49,975 YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY A WEEK AT A TIME. 880 00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:52,177 THAT WAY I CAN KEEP YOU ON A SHORT LEASH. 881 00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:53,211 [BEEP] 882 00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:54,613 [TIRES SCREECH] 883 00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:55,914 OH, HANK? 884 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:58,617 I SUGGEST YOU KEEP THE PC99 885 00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:00,919 ON AN EVEN SHORTER LEASH. 886 00:42:05,290 --> 00:42:06,725 * ALL RIGHT 887 00:42:06,825 --> 00:42:09,060 * WE'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE 888 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,095 * THERE'S NOTHING WRONG 889 00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:11,730 * AS LONG AS WE'VE GOT 890 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:13,331 * ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD * 891 00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:15,701 * WE'VE GOT * 892 00:42:15,801 --> 00:42:18,203 * ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD * 893 00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:20,005 * WE'VE GOT 894 00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:22,373 * ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD * 895 00:42:22,608 --> 00:42:24,175 * WE'VE GOT * 896 00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:27,613 * ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD... * 897 00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:30,816 OK. SMOKE TEST. 898 00:42:30,916 --> 00:42:31,883 BIG MOMENT. 899 00:42:31,983 --> 00:42:35,687 2-D TO 3-D. 900 00:42:35,787 --> 00:42:36,688 YOU GUYS READY? 901 00:42:36,788 --> 00:42:37,689 YEAH. 902 00:42:37,789 --> 00:42:39,625 ALL RIGHT. 903 00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:40,892 HERE WE GO. 904 00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:43,862 3, 2, 1... 905 00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:45,330 [GRUNTS] 906 00:42:47,933 --> 00:42:49,635 WHAT HAPPENED? 907 00:42:49,668 --> 00:42:51,202 Darrell: I DON'T KNOW. LET'S CHECK THIS CARD HERE. 908 00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:52,638 MOVE OVER. 909 00:43:09,855 --> 00:43:12,457 WHOA. AMAZING. 910 00:43:12,691 --> 00:43:14,860 I SAW 3-D ICONS. 911 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,127 YES, BUT THAT'S ALL THERE IS, ANDY. 912 00:43:16,227 --> 00:43:17,162 DON'T FORGET, THE REST OF THE BRAIN 913 00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:18,764 EXISTS IN CYBERSPACE. 914 00:43:18,864 --> 00:43:20,065 WE NEED A WAY TO LINK IT 915 00:43:20,165 --> 00:43:21,299 TO THE HOLOGRAM. 916 00:43:21,399 --> 00:43:23,501 MEGA SOURCE IP GODZILLAGRAM AT BOOT UP. 917 00:43:23,669 --> 00:43:25,370 PEER-TO-PEER SERVER GENERATED OVERRIDE. 918 00:43:25,470 --> 00:43:27,172 DOWNLOADED ECHELONS, GLARK HOLOGRAPHIC 919 00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:30,475 CONTEXT INSTANTANEOUSLY. 920 00:43:30,676 --> 00:43:33,211 A HYPNOTIZER CODE. 921 00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:35,213 ELEGANCE. 922 00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:36,782 TRANSLATION? 923 00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:38,216 SIMPLE. TINY WILL WRITE A CODE 924 00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:40,185 THAT WILL CONNECT ALL THE ELEMENTS TOGETHER. 925 00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:42,788 THE INTERNET, GLOVES, AND THE HOLOGRAM. 926 00:43:42,888 --> 00:43:44,690 CLEAR? CRYSTAL. 927 00:43:44,790 --> 00:43:46,191 GET WRITING, TINY. 928 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:49,761 DO YOU SMELL THAT? [SNIFFS] 929 00:43:49,861 --> 00:43:54,399 THAT IS THE STENCH OF VICTORY. 930 00:43:58,704 --> 00:44:00,872 I CAN'T STAND THIS. 931 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,107 WHERE THE HELL IS LLOYD? 932 00:44:02,207 --> 00:44:03,208 TRY CALLING HIM AGAIN. 933 00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:04,776 I'M RIGHT HERE, HANK. 934 00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:07,713 JESUS. I HATE WHEN YOU DO THAT. 935 00:44:07,779 --> 00:44:10,581 I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND MY SITUATION. 936 00:44:10,716 --> 00:44:13,719 I'VE GOT 500 ENGINEERS, 937 00:44:13,785 --> 00:44:15,020 AND IF THEY FIND OUT WE'RE OUT OF 938 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,788 PRINGLES. WE'RE-- 939 00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:18,724 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A RIOT ON OUR HANDS. 940 00:44:18,790 --> 00:44:19,791 WHERE'S THIS WEEK'S CHECK? 941 00:44:19,891 --> 00:44:21,292 DID YOU TAKE CARE OF THE PROBLEM? 942 00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:23,194 IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, IT WON'T BE AN ISSUE. 943 00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:25,196 FINE. IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, 944 00:44:25,296 --> 00:44:27,398 I'LL SEND YOU YOUR NEXT CHECK. 945 00:44:30,836 --> 00:44:32,370 [RING RING] WHOA! 946 00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:33,571 NOW WHAT'S WRONG? 947 00:44:33,772 --> 00:44:34,973 JANIE HICKENLOCKER. 948 00:44:35,073 --> 00:44:36,207 HELLO, BOYS. 949 00:44:36,307 --> 00:44:39,878 OHH. RIDE ME, COWBOY. 950 00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:41,246 COME ON, GUYS, WE'RE ON A DEADLINE. 951 00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:43,248 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET TO IT. 952 00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:44,916 Andy: WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 953 00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:46,251 TINY, YOU DA MAN, 954 00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:49,254 SO JUST WRITE LIKE YOUR ASS IS ON FIRE, 955 00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:51,356 AND THAT CODE IS THE BARREL OF WATER. 956 00:44:57,362 --> 00:44:58,596 Hank: THEY'RE LIKE COCKROACHES. 957 00:44:58,797 --> 00:45:00,165 THEY'RE UNSTOPPABLE. 958 00:45:00,265 --> 00:45:01,800 I'M JUST GONNA FIRE THEM. 959 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:04,335 YOU CAN'T. YOU'LL HAVE A MASS REVOLT. 960 00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:08,039 LLOYD'S GOT ME BY THE BALLS. 961 00:45:08,139 --> 00:45:09,775 IF I DON'T GET ALL THE MONEY NOW, 962 00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:12,210 I CAN'T MAKE PAYROLL. 963 00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:15,213 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE THEM THE PROJECT? 964 00:45:16,014 --> 00:45:17,248 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 965 00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:19,250 I MEAN LET THEM LEAVE LA HONDA WITH THE PROJECT. 966 00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:20,786 THEY'LL DIE OUT THERE. 967 00:45:20,852 --> 00:45:23,421 YOU KNOW HOW MANY START-UPS GO CASTERS UP EVERY WEEK? 968 00:45:23,521 --> 00:45:25,190 AND WHAT IF THEY HIT PAYDIRT? 969 00:45:25,290 --> 00:45:28,393 INVENT THE NEXT PALM OR iMAC? 970 00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:30,061 IF IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, 971 00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:32,063 HAVE THEM SIGN A NON-EXCLUSIVE WAIVER 972 00:45:32,163 --> 00:45:33,865 JUST IN CASE. 973 00:45:35,266 --> 00:45:37,335 PUT IT TOGETHER AND WHAT DO YOU GOT? 974 00:45:38,904 --> 00:45:40,806 I COME OFF LIKE A GENEROUS PATRON 975 00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:43,174 OF TECHNOLOGY. 976 00:45:43,274 --> 00:45:45,944 LLOYD GIVES US OUR MONEY. 977 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:49,147 THERE'S NO MORE MONEY FOR YOUR PROJECT. 978 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:51,582 THE PC99 IS DEAD AT LA HONDA. 979 00:45:51,817 --> 00:45:52,550 Darrell: WHAT? 980 00:45:52,818 --> 00:45:54,485 WHAT? 981 00:45:55,821 --> 00:45:56,955 BUT WE DID IT. 982 00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:58,289 HANK, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT, 983 00:45:58,389 --> 00:46:01,326 BUT WE BUILT A HOLOGRAPHIC COMPUTER 984 00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:04,062 THAT ACTUALLY COST $99. IT'S MAGIC. 985 00:46:04,162 --> 00:46:06,197 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 986 00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:09,100 ALL RIGHT, IMAGINE THE AD CAMPAIGN. 987 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,203 A BOY FINDS SOMETHING IN THE DESERT, 988 00:46:12,303 --> 00:46:14,039 HE RUBS IT, AND POOF! 989 00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:15,140 AN ELECTRONIC GENIE, 990 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:17,142 A HOLOGRAM APPEARS BEFORE HIM. 991 00:46:17,242 --> 00:46:18,276 MARKETING BULLSHIT. 992 00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:19,610 NO, IT'S NOT. REALLY? 993 00:46:19,845 --> 00:46:21,379 YEAH. THEN SHOW ME. 994 00:46:23,248 --> 00:46:26,551 WELL, IT'S NOT... UH-HUH. 995 00:46:26,852 --> 00:46:28,553 I GOTTA GO, HANK. 996 00:46:28,653 --> 00:46:31,522 THE REAL MEN ARE FLASH-TESTING THE TITAN. 997 00:46:38,596 --> 00:46:40,298 HANK, YOU'VE GOTTA BELIEVE ME. 998 00:46:40,398 --> 00:46:43,134 SORRY. FRANCIS IS RIGHT. 999 00:46:43,234 --> 00:46:45,403 YOU'RE OUT OF MONEY, YOU'RE OUT OF TIME. 1000 00:46:45,503 --> 00:46:48,406 YOUR TEAM WILL BE SPLIT UP AND RE-ASSIGNED. 1001 00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:58,483 NO. WE'LL DO IT ON OUR OWN. WE QUIT. 1002 00:46:58,583 --> 00:46:59,985 WHAT? WHAT? 1003 00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:03,154 WE'LL DO IT ON OUR OWN. WE QUIT. 1004 00:47:03,254 --> 00:47:06,224 FRANCIS SAID YOU'D REACT THIS WAY, 1005 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:10,028 SO I HAD AN EXIT DOCUMENT PREPARED. 1006 00:47:10,128 --> 00:47:11,029 WAIT A MINUTE, ANDY. 1007 00:47:11,129 --> 00:47:12,263 "NON-EXCLUSIVE WAIVER 1008 00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:14,900 TO INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS." 1009 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,068 "NON-EXCLUSIVE." 1010 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:20,438 SO, YOU CAN MARKET OUR IDEAS, TOO. 1011 00:47:20,538 --> 00:47:21,907 YEAH. 1012 00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:24,375 YOU'VE GOT ALL THE RIGHTS, BUT SO DOES LA HONDA. 1013 00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:28,179 WE'RE BEN AND YOU'RE JERRY, SO WE SHARE THE ICE CREAM. 1014 00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:29,280 CAPISCE? 1015 00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:32,117 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1016 00:47:32,217 --> 00:47:35,220 BUT ONLY ON WHAT WE'VE DEVELOPED SO FAR. 1017 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:39,157 ANYTHING WE DEVELOP AFTER WE LEAVE, WE OWN, RIGHT? 1018 00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:40,225 THAT'S RIGHT. 1019 00:47:40,325 --> 00:47:42,227 ANDY, WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS. 1020 00:47:42,327 --> 00:47:43,494 WE'RE A TEAM. 1021 00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:45,263 DARRELL'S IN. 1022 00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:48,033 WAIT A MINUTE. DON'T YOU GUYS FOLLOW THE NEWS? 1023 00:47:48,133 --> 00:47:49,567 THE ECONOMY IS ALL OVER THE PLACE. 1024 00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:52,237 WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. HE'S IN. 1025 00:47:52,337 --> 00:47:53,704 HEY, ANDY, WAIT A MINUTE. 1026 00:47:53,939 --> 00:47:55,306 COME ON. 1027 00:47:56,141 --> 00:47:57,408 WHERE'S TINY? 1028 00:48:02,147 --> 00:48:04,049 Andy: HOW YOU DOIN', TINY? 1029 00:48:04,149 --> 00:48:05,050 Tiny: NOT DOING. 1030 00:48:05,150 --> 00:48:06,584 DONE. 1031 00:48:06,684 --> 00:48:10,121 YOU DID IT? YOU'RE DONE? WAY TO GO, TINY! 1032 00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:11,622 HOW MANY LINES OF CODE? 1033 00:48:11,957 --> 00:48:12,623 69. 1034 00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:14,025 OOH. 1035 00:48:15,493 --> 00:48:17,528 I TOLD YOU YOU'RE THE MAN, TINY. 1036 00:48:17,628 --> 00:48:20,431 HEY, HEY, GET AWAY FROM THERE. 1037 00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:22,200 EVERYTHING IN HERE IS THE PROPERTY OF LA HONDA. 1038 00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:23,834 YOU CAN TAKE PERSONAL ITEMS ONLY. 1039 00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:26,404 NO, NO. NO, MINE. 1040 00:48:26,504 --> 00:48:27,538 MINE! YOU CAN'T DO THIS. 1041 00:48:27,638 --> 00:48:30,475 THIS IS ALL OUR WORK. MINE! 1042 00:48:30,575 --> 00:48:31,542 YOU'VE GOT ABOUT 8 MINUTES. 1043 00:48:31,642 --> 00:48:33,511 GUYS, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. 1044 00:48:33,611 --> 00:48:34,579 7 1/2 NOW. 1045 00:48:34,679 --> 00:48:35,780 SHIT! 1046 00:48:35,981 --> 00:48:37,348 WE HAVE NOTHING! 1047 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:40,185 THE--THE HYPNOTIZER? 1048 00:48:40,285 --> 00:48:42,453 DIDN'T PUT IT IN YET. 1049 00:48:45,023 --> 00:48:46,591 OK. 1050 00:48:46,691 --> 00:48:48,059 SCREW HANK. 1051 00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:51,329 WE'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TELL HIM ABOUT THE HYPNOTIZER, OK? 1052 00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:53,364 TINY, GRAB YOUR STUFF. WE'RE OUTTA HERE. 1053 00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:56,034 W-WHAT? 1054 00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:01,706 WE'RE LEAVING LA HONDA. 1055 00:49:04,175 --> 00:49:07,778 LEAVE? NO. NO. NO, NO, NO. 1056 00:49:08,013 --> 00:49:09,247 STAY, YES. STAY. 1057 00:49:09,347 --> 00:49:13,151 COME ON. WE QUIT. 1058 00:49:13,251 --> 00:49:15,653 QUIT? QUIT? 1059 00:49:15,753 --> 00:49:16,854 WE'RE GONNA DO THIS ON OUR OWN. 1060 00:49:17,088 --> 00:49:19,557 THE 4 OF US. 1061 00:49:25,196 --> 00:49:27,032 THE 5 OF US. 1062 00:49:29,367 --> 00:49:31,869 * I SAID MY GOOD-BYES 1063 00:49:32,070 --> 00:49:36,507 * THIS IS MY SUNDOWN * 1064 00:49:39,344 --> 00:49:46,351 * I'M GONNA BE SO MUCH MORE THAN THIS * 1065 00:49:52,257 --> 00:49:54,525 HEY, CASPER. I HEARD YOU'RE LEAVING. 1066 00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:56,694 I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. 1067 00:49:56,794 --> 00:49:58,496 NO HARD FEELINGS? 1068 00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:00,498 I DON'T GET YOU, FRANCIS. 1069 00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:01,732 I ROSE TO YOUR CHALLENGE. 1070 00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:04,235 HELL, I BITCH-SLAPPED YOUR CHALLENGE. 1071 00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:05,336 AND YOU GO AND SCREW ME. 1072 00:50:05,436 --> 00:50:06,537 HEY, IF YOU HURRY, 1073 00:50:06,637 --> 00:50:08,273 YOU CAN GET YOUR MARKETING PUKE JOB BACK 1074 00:50:08,373 --> 00:50:10,208 IN TIME TO WORK ON THE TITAN CAMPAIGN. 1075 00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:12,243 BUT PLEASE, DO ME A FAVOR. 1076 00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:15,680 NO CHICKEN SUITS THIS TIME, OK? 1077 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:21,819 MOVE OVER. 1078 00:50:22,053 --> 00:50:23,254 I DRIVE. 1079 00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:27,525 * YOU'LL SHOW THEM YOUR PROGRESS * 1080 00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:32,663 * YOU'LL TAKE YOUR TIME 1081 00:50:32,763 --> 00:50:43,174 * NO ONE CARES, NO ONE CARES * 1082 00:50:46,677 --> 00:50:52,783 * NO ONE CARES 1083 00:50:56,621 --> 00:50:59,690 * NO ONE... 1084 00:51:11,502 --> 00:51:14,739 WE WERE KICKED OUT OF EDEN FOR THIS? 1085 00:51:16,207 --> 00:51:17,575 IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS, 1086 00:51:17,675 --> 00:51:18,643 WE'VE GONE FROM LEADING 1087 00:51:18,743 --> 00:51:19,677 A TECHNOLOGICAL REVOLUTION 1088 00:51:19,777 --> 00:51:22,447 TO BEING UNEMPLOYED VAGRANTS. 1089 00:51:22,547 --> 00:51:25,716 AND THERE ARE TUBAS. 1090 00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:27,485 CALM DOWN, SALMAN. 1091 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:29,387 WE'RE IRON MEN. 1092 00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:31,256 PEOPLE WILL LINE UP TO SEE WHAT WE GOT. 1093 00:51:31,356 --> 00:51:32,423 TRUST ME. 1094 00:51:32,523 --> 00:51:34,359 TRUST YOU? THE GOLD RUSH IS OVER. 1095 00:51:34,459 --> 00:51:35,660 PEOPLE ARE GETTING FIRED. 1096 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,395 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL MY GIRLFRIEND 1097 00:51:37,495 --> 00:51:39,029 I CHOSE TO JOIN THE UNEMPLOYED? 1098 00:51:39,230 --> 00:51:40,865 SHE'LL CASTRATE ME. 1099 00:51:41,166 --> 00:51:42,333 HEY, ANDY. 1100 00:51:45,470 --> 00:51:46,771 Salman: WHO'S THE HONEY? 1101 00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:48,939 IS SHE YOUR DOCKING STATION? 1102 00:51:49,174 --> 00:51:50,375 [BOTH LAUGH] 1103 00:51:50,475 --> 00:51:51,542 SHE'S A FRIEND, 1104 00:51:51,642 --> 00:51:53,844 AND THAT'S A REALLY RUDE TERM. 1105 00:51:56,881 --> 00:51:58,516 HEY, ALISA. 1106 00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:01,319 COME ON. IT'S TIME FOR PLAN "B." 1107 00:52:01,419 --> 00:52:03,254 PLAN "B"? 1108 00:52:03,354 --> 00:52:04,422 WHAT WAS PLAN "A"? 1109 00:52:04,522 --> 00:52:06,324 [INHALES] 1110 00:52:06,424 --> 00:52:08,025 LOOK AROUND YOU. 1111 00:52:08,193 --> 00:52:10,361 I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU'RE WEARING TODAY. 1112 00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:12,197 I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT THESE FACES. 1113 00:52:12,263 --> 00:52:14,299 YOU'RE GONNA REMEMBER THESE FACES 1114 00:52:14,399 --> 00:52:15,533 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 1115 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:19,504 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA TELL THE STORY OF THIS MEETING 1116 00:52:19,604 --> 00:52:22,507 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 1117 00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:25,210 I'M ABOUT TO BESTOW UPON YOU 1118 00:52:25,243 --> 00:52:28,513 THE HOLY GRAIL OF THE COMPUTER INDUSTRY. 1119 00:52:28,613 --> 00:52:29,480 WELL, LET ME SEE. 1120 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:32,383 IMAGINE... 1121 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:33,651 YOU COULD PUT THESE HANDS IN 1122 00:52:33,751 --> 00:52:36,821 AND TOUCH THE SOUL OF YOUR COMPUTER. 1123 00:52:37,888 --> 00:52:40,925 TOUCH YOUR COMPUTER'S HEART. 1124 00:52:44,028 --> 00:52:47,232 DO YOU WANT TO BE PART OF THE REVOLUTION? 1125 00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:49,667 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL 1126 00:52:49,767 --> 00:52:51,302 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1127 00:52:54,339 --> 00:52:57,708 BUT I LOVE YOUR PASSION. 1128 00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:04,249 HERE. 1129 00:53:10,921 --> 00:53:12,623 OH, MY. 1130 00:53:12,723 --> 00:53:14,959 HELLO. 1131 00:53:20,265 --> 00:53:22,700 Darrell: DARRELL CAN'T WORK IN THIS ENVIRONMENT. 1132 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,969 BACTERIA, MOLD SPORES. 1133 00:53:25,270 --> 00:53:26,003 [SNIFFS] 1134 00:53:26,271 --> 00:53:28,739 RAT FECAL MATTER. 1135 00:53:28,839 --> 00:53:31,276 COME ON. IT'S ROMANTIC. 1136 00:53:31,342 --> 00:53:33,644 WE'RE A GARAGE START-UP. THINK HEWLETT-PACKARD. 1137 00:53:33,744 --> 00:53:35,746 THINK HANTAVIRUS. 1138 00:53:36,847 --> 00:53:38,716 I COULD LIVE HERE. 1139 00:53:38,816 --> 00:53:40,050 I'VE BEEN LIVING IN LA HONDA 1140 00:53:40,285 --> 00:53:41,852 FOR 4 YEARS. 1141 00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:45,356 WELL, WELCOME HOME, TINY. 1142 00:53:54,031 --> 00:53:56,401 HOW LONG TO BUILD ANOTHER PROTOTYPE? 1143 00:53:56,501 --> 00:53:57,768 NO TIME, JUST PARTS. 1144 00:53:57,868 --> 00:54:00,771 WHO'S GOT THE CASH? 1145 00:54:00,871 --> 00:54:04,141 NO, WITH RENT, CELL PHONE, GAS FOR THE PORSCHE, 1146 00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:06,544 I'M MAXED OUT. 1147 00:54:06,644 --> 00:54:09,880 ANALOG ECONOMIC REDISTRIBUTION. 1148 00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:10,815 HUH? 1149 00:54:10,915 --> 00:54:12,650 WE SELL SOME OF YOUR STUFF. 1150 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:13,751 NO, I DIDN'T MEAN 1151 00:54:13,851 --> 00:54:15,620 WE SHOULD GET RID OF THE PORSCHE! 1152 00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:16,887 ANYTHING BUT THE PORSCHE! 1153 00:54:16,987 --> 00:54:19,657 OH, NO! IT'S COOL, IT'S FAST, 1154 00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:22,493 AND IT'S BLACK. 1155 00:54:44,349 --> 00:54:45,082 HI. 1156 00:54:45,350 --> 00:54:47,885 HI. I'M ALISA. 1157 00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:49,687 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1158 00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:53,358 CURTIS...TINY. 1159 00:54:53,424 --> 00:54:55,360 HI, TINY. 1160 00:54:56,694 --> 00:55:00,030 YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE REALLY DELICATE HANDS. 1161 00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:02,667 DO YOU WORK WITH YOUR HANDS A LOT? 1162 00:55:02,767 --> 00:55:04,034 HMM. 1163 00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:07,838 HERE. 1164 00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:11,609 IT'S DONE! 1165 00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:13,378 AND I CAME UP WITH THE NAME. 1166 00:55:13,478 --> 00:55:16,747 HOW ABOUT THE eMAGI? ELECTRONIC MAGIC. 1167 00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:18,383 YEAH. WHAT ABOUT THE E-COLI? 1168 00:55:18,449 --> 00:55:19,450 AH, SHOW ME! 1169 00:55:20,585 --> 00:55:22,152 IT'S CRUFTY, BUT IT WORKS. 1170 00:55:22,387 --> 00:55:23,621 WELL, LET'S TRY IT. 1171 00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:25,556 UH, WHERE'S TINY'S HYPNOTIZER? 1172 00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:28,158 WHERE'S TINY? 1173 00:55:28,393 --> 00:55:31,862 [SNORING] 1174 00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:35,099 TINY, WHERE'S THE HYPNOTIZER? 1175 00:55:38,002 --> 00:55:39,837 TINY? 1176 00:55:41,906 --> 00:55:43,240 TINY? WRONG EAR. 1177 00:55:43,408 --> 00:55:45,242 HE SLEEPS WITH ALTERNATING SIDES OF HIS BRAIN, 1178 00:55:45,410 --> 00:55:47,612 LIKE A BOTTLE-NOSE PORPOISE. 1179 00:55:47,712 --> 00:55:50,915 TINY? TINY. 1180 00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:51,916 Darrell: WAKE UP, DRUMPY! 1181 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,919 TINY, TINY. HYPNOTIZER. 1182 00:55:55,019 --> 00:55:57,988 WHERE IS IT? HUH? 1183 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,058 SMOKE TEST. 1184 00:56:07,898 --> 00:56:11,436 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 1185 00:56:19,243 --> 00:56:23,914 Computer: DESKTOP READY. PLEASE SELECT ICON. 1186 00:56:27,452 --> 00:56:28,252 MAILBOX. 1187 00:56:28,486 --> 00:56:29,687 [RING RING] 1188 00:56:29,787 --> 00:56:30,821 IT'S AMAZING. 1189 00:56:30,921 --> 00:56:35,092 YOU HAVE MAIL. YOU HAVE MAIL. 1190 00:56:36,461 --> 00:56:37,828 IT WORKS! 1191 00:56:37,928 --> 00:56:39,497 IT WORKS! 1192 00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:42,500 IT WORKS! 1193 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:43,968 YEAH! 1194 00:56:45,470 --> 00:56:47,905 Andy: AMAZING. 1195 00:56:48,005 --> 00:56:49,707 IT'S SO GOOD! 1196 00:56:49,807 --> 00:56:51,842 IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 1197 00:56:51,942 --> 00:56:53,511 IT'S MAGIC! 1198 00:56:53,611 --> 00:56:56,514 THE eMAGI. 1199 00:56:56,614 --> 00:56:59,016 "THE eMAGI"? I WIN! 1200 00:57:00,485 --> 00:57:02,587 I GET A NIGHT OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. 1201 00:57:02,687 --> 00:57:03,788 WHEN DO I GET TO GO? 1202 00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:06,591 WELL, HOW ABOUT TONIGHT? WE'LL ALL GO. 1203 00:57:06,691 --> 00:57:08,793 NO. WHY? IT'LL BE FUN. 1204 00:57:08,893 --> 00:57:10,561 WE'LL ALL BRING DATES. 1205 00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:15,733 THAT'S NOT FAIR. 1206 00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:17,034 TO DARRELL AND TINY, I MEAN. 1207 00:57:17,134 --> 00:57:18,536 THEY DON'T HAVE A D.S. 1208 00:57:18,636 --> 00:57:20,204 NEITHER DO YOU. 1209 00:57:20,505 --> 00:57:21,506 DO, TOO. 1210 00:57:21,572 --> 00:57:22,673 TELL YOU WHAT, ANGRY MAN, 1211 00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:24,875 YOU BRING A DATE AND WE'LL DOUBLE. 1212 00:57:24,975 --> 00:57:27,645 HA. CHECK AND MATE. 1213 00:57:27,745 --> 00:57:30,881 FINE. BAHIA CABANA. 8:00. 1214 00:57:33,518 --> 00:57:35,753 AND WE'LL SEE WHO BRINGS A D.S. 1215 00:57:35,853 --> 00:57:37,221 OH, AND FOR THE RECORD... 1216 00:57:37,321 --> 00:57:41,526 BLOW UP DOLL DOES NOT COUNT AS A D.S. 1217 00:57:49,867 --> 00:57:51,101 Andy: [CLEARS THROAT] 1218 00:57:51,201 --> 00:57:52,402 WE'VE GOT OUT FIRST PITCH TOMORROW, 1219 00:57:52,537 --> 00:57:53,738 SO TONIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO CELEBRATE. 1220 00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:54,739 WANT TO COME? 1221 00:57:54,839 --> 00:57:57,407 IT'S A TRIP-- 1222 00:57:57,608 --> 00:57:59,043 IT'S A TRIPLE DATE. 1223 00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:02,079 UH, DARRELL, SALMAN, AND ME, PLUS DATES. 1224 00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:03,814 WHAT ABOUT CURTIS? 1225 00:58:03,914 --> 00:58:06,551 TINY? HE CAN'T GET A DATE. 1226 00:58:06,651 --> 00:58:07,752 HE'S TOO SHY. 1227 00:58:07,852 --> 00:58:09,754 OH, PLEASE. 1228 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:14,759 [SALSA MUSIC PLAYING] 1229 00:58:17,962 --> 00:58:19,730 HERE HE IS. WHO? 1230 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:23,133 TINY? WITH A GIRL? 1231 00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:25,670 I GOT A DATE. I GOT A REAL DATE. 1232 00:58:25,770 --> 00:58:26,871 DID YOU CALL HER FOR HIM? 1233 00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:29,607 NO. I JUST HELD HIS HAND WHILE HE CALLED. 1234 00:58:29,707 --> 00:58:34,244 SHORTEST, WEIRDEST PHONE CALL YOU HAVE EVER HEARD. 1235 00:58:39,216 --> 00:58:43,020 [SALSA MUSIC PLAYING] 1236 00:58:52,930 --> 00:58:54,131 HEY, SALMAN. 1237 00:59:09,614 --> 00:59:10,948 SORRY, SALMAN. 1238 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,216 I THOUGHT YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND. 1239 00:59:12,316 --> 00:59:13,250 I DO. 1240 00:59:13,350 --> 00:59:15,019 I'VE JUST NEVER MET HER. 1241 00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:17,054 WE CHAT ALL THE TIME ONLINE. 1242 00:59:17,154 --> 00:59:18,756 WHAT'S HER NAME? 1243 00:59:18,856 --> 00:59:22,059 FOXYLADY33@AOL. 1244 00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:23,994 ASK HER OUT, DUDE. 1245 00:59:24,094 --> 00:59:26,931 SHE'LL SAY NO. SHE'S FOXYLADY. 1246 00:59:27,031 --> 00:59:29,166 IF YOU NEVER ASK, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. 1247 00:59:29,266 --> 00:59:31,636 TINY ASKED. HE GOT A DATE, 1248 00:59:31,669 --> 00:59:33,771 AND DARRELL, DARRELL DIDN'T EVEN SHOW. 1249 00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:34,872 DARRELL'S HERE. 1250 00:59:34,972 --> 00:59:36,040 HE'S ALREADY CLAIMED VICTORY. 1251 00:59:36,140 --> 00:59:37,074 THEY'RE DANCING. 1252 00:59:37,174 --> 00:59:39,710 [TANGO PLAYING] 1253 00:59:54,892 --> 00:59:57,094 [SALSA MUSIC PLAYING] 1254 01:00:19,016 --> 01:00:21,185 [CONGA MUSIC PLAYING] 1255 01:00:25,189 --> 01:00:28,726 HEY, SALMAN! COME ON, COME ON. 1256 01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:55,019 OK. OH, YEAH. NOT MUCH FURTHER. 1257 01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:58,255 YOU READY? MM-HMM. 1258 01:01:04,261 --> 01:01:07,364 [CYBER-BIRD TWEETING] 1259 01:01:07,464 --> 01:01:13,871 OH, ANDY, THIS IS VERY, VERY COOL. 1260 01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:17,742 ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL? 1261 01:01:19,744 --> 01:01:24,348 SIMPLIFIED, CLARIFIED, ECONOMIZED. 1262 01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:28,819 I JUST WANT TO TOUCH IT WITH MY HANDS. 1263 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:34,959 I KNOW JUST HOW YOU FEEL. 1264 01:01:45,002 --> 01:01:47,004 Male newscaster: THE DOW SLIPPED 35 POINTS TODAY... 1265 01:01:47,104 --> 01:01:50,107 Female newscaster: NASDAQ COMPOSITE INDEX LOST 14 1/2... 1266 01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:52,142 Woman: PINK SLIP PARTY! 1267 01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:53,978 PINK SLIP PARTY! 1268 01:01:59,149 --> 01:02:02,920 RIDE ME, COWBOY, RIDE ME! 1269 01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:08,692 WOW. TERRIFIC. THIS IS SOMETHING. 1270 01:02:08,793 --> 01:02:11,695 I'LL GIVE MY FRIEND AT LA HONDA A CALL. 1271 01:02:11,796 --> 01:02:14,064 IF YOUR REFERENCES CHECK OUT, 1272 01:02:14,164 --> 01:02:15,800 WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A DEAL. 1273 01:02:16,801 --> 01:02:18,235 CAROL, GET ME FRANCIS, WILL YOU? 1274 01:02:19,870 --> 01:02:22,873 Claudia: YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN MUCH THOUGHT TO THE LOOK OF IT. 1275 01:02:26,877 --> 01:02:30,080 OUR DESIGN TEAM IS WORKING AS WE SPEAK. 1276 01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:34,084 WE'LL HAVE A COSMETIC PROTOTYPE IN... 1277 01:02:34,184 --> 01:02:37,287 A COUPLE OF DAYS. 1278 01:02:37,387 --> 01:02:38,655 [DOOR OPENS] 1279 01:02:38,823 --> 01:02:41,091 TIMES ARE A LITTLE TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT. 1280 01:02:41,191 --> 01:02:44,261 A LITTLE? DID YOU SEE THIS? 1281 01:02:44,361 --> 01:02:46,530 IT'D BE EASIER TO SELL SAND IN BAGHDAD. 1282 01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:49,499 Salman: THIS IS GRIM, ANDY. WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF FOOD. 1283 01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:52,036 MAYBE WE COULD GET AN ISP PARTNER. 1284 01:02:52,136 --> 01:02:54,504 EARTHLINK OR MINDSPRING OR MODNET. 1285 01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,140 I HAVE A FRIEND AT MODNET. 1286 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:59,009 WHAT?! YOU HAVE A FRIEND AT MODNET? 1287 01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:02,112 WHY THE HELL DIDN'T WE GO THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE? 1288 01:03:02,212 --> 01:03:04,281 FORMER FRIEND. 1289 01:03:04,381 --> 01:03:06,016 [TELEPHONES RINGING] 1290 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:09,486 ANDY? ANDY. 1291 01:03:09,586 --> 01:03:13,223 ANDY, HEY. I WANT TO FORMALLY APOLOGIZE 1292 01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:14,458 FOR HOOKING UP WITH ROBIN LIKE THAT. 1293 01:03:14,558 --> 01:03:16,260 IT WAS TOTALLY UNCOOL. 1294 01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:21,198 WELL...SO YOU'RE NOT SEEING HER ANYMORE? 1295 01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:22,967 NO. WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. 1296 01:03:23,067 --> 01:03:24,234 YEAH. GOTCHA! 1297 01:03:24,334 --> 01:03:25,870 BUT SHE SAID SHE'D NEVER GET MARRIED. 1298 01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:27,404 SHE SAID SHE'D NEVER DO A LOT OF THINGS. 1299 01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:29,173 MONEY CHANGES EVERYTHING. 1300 01:03:29,273 --> 01:03:31,175 MODNET'S BUYING UP FAILED DOT-COMS 1301 01:03:31,275 --> 01:03:33,310 FOR PEANUTS. YEAH! I'M WORTH A PILE. 1302 01:03:33,410 --> 01:03:35,512 HA HA! AH, BUT HELL. MY LIFE'S PERFECT. 1303 01:03:35,612 --> 01:03:36,914 LET'S GO SELL THE OLD MAN. 1304 01:03:37,014 --> 01:03:37,982 IS THIS THE POSSE? 1305 01:03:38,082 --> 01:03:41,085 YEAH. GUYS, THIS IS WILLY, MY OLD FRIEND. 1306 01:03:41,185 --> 01:03:42,352 BEST FRIEND. 1307 01:03:42,452 --> 01:03:44,454 YEAH. ANDY HERE'S PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE 1308 01:03:44,554 --> 01:03:45,722 FOR HOOKING ME UP WITH 1309 01:03:45,890 --> 01:03:47,357 THE MOST INSANELY HOT CHICK. 1310 01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:49,093 YEAH. HOW YOU DOIN'? 1311 01:03:49,193 --> 01:03:50,527 HI. [YELLS] 1312 01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:54,498 OH. OH, MAN. 1313 01:03:54,598 --> 01:03:58,302 I'M SORRY. DARRELL HERE HAS PERSONAL SPACE ISSUES. 1314 01:03:58,402 --> 01:04:00,237 I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING. 1315 01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:01,305 YEAH. WELL, JUST KEEP HIM 1316 01:04:01,405 --> 01:04:02,940 AWAY FROM THE OLD MAN. 1317 01:04:05,976 --> 01:04:07,444 OK. 1318 01:04:10,147 --> 01:04:13,383 WELL, WELL, WELL. SO... 1319 01:04:13,483 --> 01:04:15,352 WHAT HAVE YOU KIDS GOT FOR ME? 1320 01:04:15,452 --> 01:04:17,421 THAT'S THE OLD MAN? 1321 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:24,929 I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER HOW YOU FEEL TODAY, 1322 01:04:24,962 --> 01:04:28,232 BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA TELL THE STORY OF THIS MEETING 1323 01:04:28,332 --> 01:04:29,233 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES. 1324 01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:30,935 [LAUGHS] 1325 01:04:32,302 --> 01:04:34,204 I'M ABOUT TO BESTOW UPON YOU... 1326 01:04:34,304 --> 01:04:36,140 SORRY I'M LATE. 1327 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:38,575 HELLO, ANDY. 1328 01:04:38,675 --> 01:04:42,446 I ASKED OUR HEAD OF MARKETING TO JOIN US. THANKS, ROBIN. 1329 01:04:44,982 --> 01:04:46,383 THAT'S ROBIN? 1330 01:04:46,483 --> 01:04:48,452 YOU DID IT WITH THAT? 1331 01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:51,255 YOU ARE MY GOD. 1332 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:57,394 ANDY. 1333 01:04:57,494 --> 01:04:59,964 YEAH. UM... 1334 01:05:01,631 --> 01:05:05,002 WHAT WE, UH...AHEM. WHAT WE--WHAT WE 1335 01:05:05,102 --> 01:05:07,404 HAVE HERE TO--UH... 1336 01:05:07,504 --> 01:05:09,539 IT'S A HOLOGRAM. 1337 01:05:09,639 --> 01:05:11,976 IT'S A HOLOGRAPHIC COMPUTER. 1338 01:05:13,643 --> 01:05:15,345 IT'S SO UGLY. 1339 01:05:15,445 --> 01:05:17,481 UH, QUESTION... 1340 01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:19,016 WHAT THE HELL? 1341 01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:21,585 OK. LIGHT IT UP. 1342 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:26,156 [CLICKING SWITCH] 1343 01:05:27,191 --> 01:05:28,492 OH. THIS IS A JOKE. 1344 01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:30,794 HA HA HA! IT'S A JOKE. 1345 01:05:31,061 --> 01:05:31,996 IT'S-- 1346 01:05:32,062 --> 01:05:34,898 IS THIS WHAT PASSES AS A JOKE THESE DAYS? 1347 01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:37,467 YOU KNOW, I DON'T GET YOU KIDS 1348 01:05:37,567 --> 01:05:39,769 AND YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. 1349 01:05:40,004 --> 01:05:42,006 GENTLEMEN? 1350 01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:47,011 JESUS, ANDY. I TOLD HIM YOU WERE MONEY IN THE BANK. 1351 01:05:48,678 --> 01:05:52,249 WON'T BE NEEDING THIS. 1352 01:05:52,349 --> 01:05:53,517 I'M GONNA HAVE WILLY'S BABY. 1353 01:05:53,617 --> 01:05:56,553 LOOK AT YOU. 1354 01:05:56,653 --> 01:05:59,023 YOU'RE AS PATHETIC AS THESE LOSERS. 1355 01:05:59,089 --> 01:06:03,093 ONLY DIFFERENCE IS, YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE. 1356 01:06:09,033 --> 01:06:10,267 RRARR! 1357 01:06:13,770 --> 01:06:15,905 Darrell: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE? 1358 01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:18,342 YOU TRIED TO SLUG A CHICK! 1359 01:06:18,442 --> 01:06:20,477 AND YOU MISSED! 1360 01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:23,513 WHAT WAS I THINKING? 1361 01:06:23,613 --> 01:06:26,650 I HAD EVERYTHING... 1362 01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:31,055 AND I THREW IT AWAY. 1363 01:06:31,088 --> 01:06:35,059 YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHY ANYMORE. 1364 01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:43,467 SHE'S RIGHT. I AM PATHETIC. 1365 01:06:43,567 --> 01:06:46,170 WHAT HAVE I BECOME? 1366 01:06:46,270 --> 01:06:48,672 WHO THE HELL AM I? 1367 01:06:48,772 --> 01:06:50,540 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 1368 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,376 WHAT ABOUT US? YEAH. 1369 01:06:52,476 --> 01:06:54,244 YEAH. YOU SAID EVERYTHING 1370 01:06:54,344 --> 01:06:56,646 WOULD BE ALL RIGHT. NOW WHAT? 1371 01:07:06,090 --> 01:07:09,359 Andy, remembering: BEN, YOU KNOW I CAN DO THIS! 1372 01:07:12,096 --> 01:07:15,365 YOU KNOW I CAN DO THIS! 1373 01:07:24,674 --> 01:07:27,311 [USES SPEED-DIAL] 1374 01:07:29,246 --> 01:07:30,914 [RING] 1375 01:07:31,181 --> 01:07:31,748 YEAH. 1376 01:07:31,848 --> 01:07:33,450 HEY, BEN, IT'S ANDY. 1377 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:35,885 ANDY! SO, UH... 1378 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:37,754 HOW'S THINGS? 1379 01:07:37,854 --> 01:07:40,124 I'VE BEEN EXPECTING THIS CALL. 1380 01:07:40,190 --> 01:07:41,558 YOU WERE? 1381 01:07:41,658 --> 01:07:43,527 ALL THAT JOLT BABBLE. 1382 01:07:43,627 --> 01:07:47,264 I TOLD EVERYBODY WONDER BOY WOULD BE BACK WITHIN 2 WEEKS. 1383 01:07:47,364 --> 01:07:48,698 YOU'RE A BORN SALESMAN, ANDY. 1384 01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:51,635 DON'T WASTE YOUR TALENTS. COME ON BACK. 1385 01:07:55,139 --> 01:07:59,409 ACTUALLY, BEN, I WAS CALLING TO THANK YOU. 1386 01:07:59,509 --> 01:08:01,611 UH...YEAH. I MEAN, 1387 01:08:01,711 --> 01:08:05,249 THIS JOB IS MORE THAN I EVER HOPED FOR. 1388 01:08:05,349 --> 01:08:07,517 YEAH, AND, UM... 1389 01:08:07,617 --> 01:08:09,153 I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE. 1390 01:08:09,219 --> 01:08:11,288 Ben: QUIT SCREWING AROUND, KIDDO. 1391 01:08:11,388 --> 01:08:12,556 THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING. 1392 01:08:12,656 --> 01:08:14,758 WE'RE ENTERING AN ECONOMIC ICE AGE. 1393 01:08:14,858 --> 01:08:16,226 EVERYBODY WANTS YOUR JOB. 1394 01:08:16,326 --> 01:08:20,730 I CAN ONLY HOLD IT FOR YOU FOR ANOTHER 2 WEEKS MAX. 1395 01:08:22,832 --> 01:08:25,769 OK, MAN. THANKS, BEN. 1396 01:08:29,706 --> 01:08:32,176 [SEAGULLS CAWING] 1397 01:08:38,982 --> 01:08:41,385 SO, WHY HAVEN'T YOUR PITCHES GONE WELL? 1398 01:08:41,485 --> 01:08:42,686 EVERYONE'S AFRAID. 1399 01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:45,189 THEY WANT TO INVEST IN A SURE THING. 1400 01:08:45,255 --> 01:08:47,624 THEY SEE MY PIECE OF CRAP ON THEIR DESK 1401 01:08:47,724 --> 01:08:49,859 AND, I MEAN, IN MY HEAD, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1402 01:08:49,959 --> 01:08:53,363 I DON'T SEE THE WIRES OR THE GLOVES OR THE KLUDGE. 1403 01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:58,635 I JUST SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL, GLOWING POTENTIAL. 1404 01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:01,705 BEAUTIFUL, GLOWING POTENTIAL? 1405 01:09:02,772 --> 01:09:05,242 MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU SEXY UP THE LOOK. 1406 01:09:05,342 --> 01:09:06,743 WOW. REALLY? 1407 01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:08,678 YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? 1408 01:09:08,778 --> 01:09:11,047 IT'D BE A GOOD PROJECT FOR ME, 1409 01:09:11,215 --> 01:09:13,250 SOMETHING I COULD FINISH. 1410 01:09:13,350 --> 01:09:14,718 HA HA HA! 1411 01:09:14,818 --> 01:09:17,854 HMM. WELL, I'D LOVE TO SEE HOW YOU'D SEXY IT UP, 1412 01:09:17,954 --> 01:09:20,824 BUT I'M AFRAID IT'S TOO LATE. 1413 01:09:21,558 --> 01:09:23,693 REALLY? 1414 01:09:24,728 --> 01:09:27,397 THAT'S TOO BAD. 1415 01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:30,334 YEAH. 1416 01:09:30,434 --> 01:09:32,302 IT'S TOO BAD. 1417 01:09:34,571 --> 01:09:37,441 WELL, THANK YOU FOR TODAY. 1418 01:09:37,541 --> 01:09:39,676 NO. THANK YOU. 1419 01:09:39,776 --> 01:09:41,845 I REALLY NEEDED THIS. 1420 01:09:41,945 --> 01:09:43,613 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW? 1421 01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:45,382 ARE YOU GONNA GO BACK TO OMEGA? 1422 01:09:45,482 --> 01:09:47,251 NO. NO WAY. 1423 01:09:47,317 --> 01:09:51,087 LEAVING OMEGA WAS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE. 1424 01:09:51,255 --> 01:09:53,357 BUT IT'S A LITTLE SCARY, THOUGH, HUH? 1425 01:09:53,457 --> 01:09:56,660 YEAH. A BIT. 1426 01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:57,894 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 1427 01:09:57,994 --> 01:10:00,530 I SHOULD FEEL AWFUL AND I DON'T. 1428 01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:03,733 I'VE LOST EVERYTHING THAT I THOUGHT WAS IMPORTANT. 1429 01:10:03,833 --> 01:10:10,507 BUT I FEEL...LIGHT, ALIVE. 1430 01:10:10,607 --> 01:10:12,876 I HAVE NO MONEY, NO JOB, 1431 01:10:12,976 --> 01:10:15,579 BUT I KNOW SOMETHING'LL HAPPEN. 1432 01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:17,514 I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN. 1433 01:10:17,614 --> 01:10:21,318 I BET YOU WILL. 1434 01:10:23,253 --> 01:10:27,824 SO, IS THIS THAT PART OF THE MOVIE? 1435 01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:30,894 NO. 1436 01:10:31,628 --> 01:10:33,430 NOT YET. 1437 01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:34,798 DAMN. 1438 01:10:34,898 --> 01:10:36,900 NOT MUCH LONGER. 1439 01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:39,569 GOOD NIGHT. 1440 01:10:43,006 --> 01:10:45,575 [TUBAS PLAY] 1441 01:10:50,314 --> 01:10:53,883 [MANY INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNES] 1442 01:11:06,663 --> 01:11:07,764 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1443 01:11:07,864 --> 01:11:11,401 ANDY, WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU. 1444 01:11:11,501 --> 01:11:13,603 WHAT THE HELL IS MRS. B GONNA SAY? 1445 01:11:13,703 --> 01:11:15,739 COCKTAIL, ANDY? HA HA HA! 1446 01:11:15,839 --> 01:11:17,341 OK. 1447 01:11:17,374 --> 01:11:18,708 Salman: SHE WANTS TO INVEST! 1448 01:11:18,808 --> 01:11:20,810 [GROANS] 1449 01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:21,745 HA HA HA! WHAT?! 1450 01:11:21,845 --> 01:11:23,246 SHE WANTS TO INVEST. 1451 01:11:23,347 --> 01:11:24,714 SHE WANTS TO GIVE US THE MONEY 1452 01:11:24,814 --> 01:11:26,416 TO FINISH THE eMAGI. 1453 01:11:26,516 --> 01:11:27,417 WHO?! 1454 01:11:27,517 --> 01:11:30,687 IT WAS MS. CLAUDIA GOSS. SHE WANTS US 1455 01:11:30,787 --> 01:11:32,656 TO COME BACK WITH OUR NEW DESIGN. 1456 01:11:32,756 --> 01:11:33,723 NEW DESIGN? 1457 01:11:33,823 --> 01:11:36,593 SHE NEEDS IT TOMORROW MORNING. 1458 01:11:36,693 --> 01:11:38,395 TOMORROW? 1459 01:11:38,495 --> 01:11:40,163 SHIT! 1460 01:11:40,397 --> 01:11:41,598 TOMORROW? 1461 01:11:41,698 --> 01:11:43,800 SHIT! 1462 01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:46,269 COME ON. THE STUDIO. 1463 01:11:46,370 --> 01:11:50,073 Andy: IT'S GOING TO NEED A WIDE BASE, A FLAT BASE... 1464 01:11:50,173 --> 01:11:53,276 VENTILATION AND ACCESS PORTS FOR BOTH POWER AND INTERNET... 1465 01:11:53,377 --> 01:11:54,911 BUT IT NEEDS TO BE SHORT THIS WAY... 1466 01:11:55,011 --> 01:11:56,713 OK. I'M SORRY. WITH A... 1467 01:11:56,813 --> 01:11:58,382 ANDY. 1468 01:11:59,383 --> 01:12:00,384 I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS. 1469 01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:02,752 I'M SORRY. I'M NOT USED TO... 1470 01:12:02,852 --> 01:12:06,656 HAVING ALL THESE RULES AND SPECS. 1471 01:12:07,957 --> 01:12:09,393 NEWS FLASH. 1472 01:12:09,493 --> 01:12:10,560 SOMETIMES... 1473 01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:13,630 IT'S OK TO KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU'RE DOING 1474 01:12:13,730 --> 01:12:15,399 WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT. 1475 01:12:18,402 --> 01:12:19,603 OK. 1476 01:12:20,904 --> 01:12:23,407 AT LEAST I'LL KNOW WHEN I'M DONE. 1477 01:12:23,507 --> 01:12:25,409 [LAUGHS] 1478 01:12:27,711 --> 01:12:29,746 THANK YOU. 1479 01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:36,786 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1480 01:12:38,488 --> 01:12:39,856 SIT DOWN. 1481 01:12:39,956 --> 01:12:42,025 LET ME DO THIS. 1482 01:12:45,161 --> 01:12:46,930 I'M CHANGING INTO MY SMOCK. 1483 01:12:47,030 --> 01:12:49,633 NO PEEKING. 1484 01:12:51,601 --> 01:12:53,503 ANDY? 1485 01:13:10,119 --> 01:13:11,955 Alisa: ANDY. 1486 01:13:12,055 --> 01:13:13,957 ANDY, WAKE UP. 1487 01:13:14,057 --> 01:13:14,958 HEY. 1488 01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:16,693 I'M DONE. 1489 01:13:16,793 --> 01:13:18,762 TEMPORARILY DONE. 1490 01:13:18,862 --> 01:13:22,799 WOW! AVOCADO! 1491 01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:25,635 THAT'S AWESOME! 1492 01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:29,473 HA HA! I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SO HIGH-TECH, 1493 01:13:29,573 --> 01:13:33,076 IT SHOULD HAVE AN ORGANIC COLOR. 1494 01:13:38,982 --> 01:13:41,485 WELL... 1495 01:13:41,585 --> 01:13:42,919 GOOD NIGHT. 1496 01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:45,755 IT'S ALMOST SUNRISE. 1497 01:13:45,855 --> 01:13:47,791 [CHUCKLES] 1498 01:13:47,891 --> 01:13:50,093 GOOD MORNING. 1499 01:14:04,741 --> 01:14:08,512 [MARIA MULDAUR SINGING MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS] 1500 01:14:11,214 --> 01:14:15,552 * MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS 1501 01:14:15,652 --> 01:14:20,156 * SEND YOUR CAMEL TO BED 1502 01:14:20,256 --> 01:14:24,127 * SHADOWS PAINTIN' OUR FACES * 1503 01:14:24,227 --> 01:14:27,230 * TRACES OF ROMANCE... 1504 01:14:27,531 --> 01:14:28,898 HI. 1505 01:14:28,998 --> 01:14:31,968 I LOVE THIS SONG. 1506 01:14:32,068 --> 01:14:34,137 WHERE DID YOU FIND IT? 1507 01:14:34,237 --> 01:14:35,739 WELL, I USED TO HAVE THIS INSANELY 1508 01:14:35,839 --> 01:14:38,174 KICK-ASS CD COLLECTION. 1509 01:14:40,043 --> 01:14:43,647 * LET'S SLIP OFF TO A SAND DUNE * 1510 01:14:43,747 --> 01:14:45,949 * REAL SOON 1511 01:14:46,049 --> 01:14:48,384 * AND KICK UP A LITTLE DUST * 1512 01:14:48,552 --> 01:14:53,557 * COME ON, CACTUS IS OUR FRIEND * 1513 01:14:53,657 --> 01:14:57,961 * HE'LL POINT OUT THE WAY 1514 01:14:58,061 --> 01:15:01,598 FRANKLY, I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED 1515 01:15:01,698 --> 01:15:04,901 ABOUT MRS. B's NO HANKY PANKY CLAUSE. 1516 01:15:07,203 --> 01:15:11,140 * YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER * 1517 01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:15,478 * THERE'S NO NEED TO SPEAK * 1518 01:15:15,579 --> 01:15:19,916 * I'LL BE YOUR BELLY DANCER * 1519 01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:22,085 * PRANCER 1520 01:15:22,185 --> 01:15:25,922 * AND YOU CAN BE MY SHEIK * 1521 01:15:44,073 --> 01:15:46,142 WHAT IS THIS? SOME KIND OF KINKY 1522 01:15:46,242 --> 01:15:50,379 SENSORY DEPRIVATION SEX THING? 1523 01:15:50,614 --> 01:15:52,081 YES. 1524 01:15:52,181 --> 01:15:54,083 WHOA! WELL, LET'S HOPE 1525 01:15:54,183 --> 01:15:55,018 I LAST LONGER THAN THE PILLOW. 1526 01:15:55,118 --> 01:15:57,220 [LAUGHING] 1527 01:16:24,347 --> 01:16:26,650 ANDY! OH! 1528 01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:28,317 WE HAVE TO GO. WE CAN'T BE LATE. 1529 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:31,154 WHAT DID YOU DO? BLOW UP A CHICKEN? 1530 01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:33,122 TINY, HURRY UP! LET'S GO! 1531 01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:35,324 GET DRESSED! 1532 01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:37,126 Andy: WE GOTTA GO! WE'RE LATE, WE'RE LATE! 1533 01:16:37,226 --> 01:16:39,095 PLEASE HURRY. JUST GET IN THE CAR. 1534 01:16:39,195 --> 01:16:41,030 GET IN THE CAR. 1535 01:16:43,066 --> 01:16:44,701 NO. HOLD--HOLD IT, GUYS. 1536 01:16:44,801 --> 01:16:46,803 YOU CAN'T GO DRESSED LIKE THAT! 1537 01:17:03,687 --> 01:17:06,823 WHAT IF I START YOU AND YOUR TROOPS OUT 1538 01:17:06,923 --> 01:17:11,394 ON A GRAND A MONTH PER PERSON LIVING EXPENSES? 1539 01:17:11,695 --> 01:17:13,997 SORRY, CLAUDIA. 1540 01:17:14,097 --> 01:17:18,067 BIG NUMS OR NO NUMS. $2,500 A MONTH EACH. 1541 01:17:18,167 --> 01:17:19,568 OK. 1542 01:17:19,703 --> 01:17:22,005 PLUS 200 Gs OPERATING EXPENSES. 1543 01:17:23,172 --> 01:17:24,540 MM-HMM. 1544 01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:27,410 AND YOU BUY MY PORSCHE BACK? 1545 01:17:29,212 --> 01:17:31,781 FINE. 1546 01:17:31,881 --> 01:17:33,082 200,000. 1547 01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:38,955 FOR 51% OF THE COMPANY. 1548 01:17:40,957 --> 01:17:44,728 51%? NO WAY, ANDY. SHE'LL HAVE US BY THE PRICK. 1549 01:17:44,794 --> 01:17:46,195 Salman: I DON'T LIKE THIS 51%-- 1550 01:17:46,295 --> 01:17:47,596 LET'S FACE REALITY, BOYS. 1551 01:17:47,731 --> 01:17:50,399 6 MONTHS AGO, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SAY DOT-COM 1552 01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:51,968 AND YOU'D HAVE INVESTORS ALL OVER YOU 1553 01:17:52,068 --> 01:17:53,569 LIKE FOAM ON A FRAPPUCCINO. 1554 01:17:53,737 --> 01:17:55,004 BUT THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. 1555 01:17:55,104 --> 01:17:58,975 THIS IS A BUYER'S MARKET, AND AS FAR AS I CAN TELL 1556 01:17:59,075 --> 01:18:00,810 NOBODY'S BUYING. 1557 01:18:01,344 --> 01:18:02,846 SIDEBAR. 1558 01:18:02,946 --> 01:18:04,781 [CLEARS THROAT] ALL RIGHT, I KNOW THIS IS A BIG RISK, 1559 01:18:04,881 --> 01:18:07,784 BUT EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE UP UNTIL NOW WAS A BIG RISK. 1560 01:18:07,884 --> 01:18:12,121 AND I KNOW 51% SUCKS, BUT IT'S OUR ONLY OFFER. 1561 01:18:12,221 --> 01:18:13,489 WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. 1562 01:18:13,757 --> 01:18:15,992 WE'RE OUT OF OPTIONS. 1563 01:18:17,393 --> 01:18:21,097 200 GRAND? 1564 01:18:24,768 --> 01:18:25,769 Together: WE'RE IN. 1565 01:18:25,835 --> 01:18:26,635 GREAT. 1566 01:18:26,770 --> 01:18:27,937 * WE'RE IN THE MONEY 1567 01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:29,773 * WE'RE IN THE MONEY 1568 01:18:29,839 --> 01:18:31,374 Andy: LET'S CELEBRATE A LA CASPER. 1569 01:18:31,474 --> 01:18:34,077 Darrell: A LA CASPER? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 1570 01:18:34,177 --> 01:18:36,112 [SCREAMING TOGETHER] 1571 01:18:37,781 --> 01:18:39,115 WHOO! 1572 01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:41,117 AAH! 1573 01:18:41,217 --> 01:18:44,988 Together: eMAGI! 1574 01:18:49,993 --> 01:18:51,828 Alisa: THIS IS IT. 1575 01:18:52,395 --> 01:18:54,130 Together: OHH. 1576 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:55,631 Salman: MY GOD! 1577 01:18:55,799 --> 01:18:57,133 Darrell: DARRELL LIKES. 1578 01:18:57,233 --> 01:18:58,434 THAT IS A WORK OF ART. 1579 01:18:58,534 --> 01:19:00,169 TINY. ASSEMBLY. 1580 01:19:02,371 --> 01:19:03,907 YEAH. 1581 01:19:04,007 --> 01:19:04,808 OH, COOL. 1582 01:19:04,908 --> 01:19:06,810 Darrell: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 1583 01:19:09,145 --> 01:19:10,479 OH, YEAH. 1584 01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:13,850 THIS IS THE FIRST eMAGI ASSEMBLED. 1585 01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:15,218 I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A PHOTO OP. 1586 01:19:16,352 --> 01:19:18,054 YOU GUYS ARE MAKING HISTORY. 1587 01:19:18,154 --> 01:19:19,488 GET IN CLOSER, TINY. 1588 01:19:20,456 --> 01:19:24,961 HEY, WE ARE IRON MEN! 1589 01:19:26,162 --> 01:19:29,065 Together: YEAH! 1590 01:19:32,035 --> 01:19:34,037 [SNORING] 1591 01:19:38,174 --> 01:19:40,043 HELLO. 1592 01:19:40,143 --> 01:19:41,177 HEY. CLAUDIA. 1593 01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:42,678 WE NEED TO HAVE A BOARD MEETING. 1594 01:19:42,846 --> 01:19:44,948 YOU HEAR THAT, GUYS? WE'RE HAVING A BOARD MEETING. 1595 01:19:45,048 --> 01:19:46,049 COOL. 1596 01:19:46,149 --> 01:19:48,251 IT'S LIKE WE'RE GROWN-UPS. 1597 01:19:55,058 --> 01:19:57,293 THIS MORNING I RECEIVED AN OFFER 1598 01:19:57,393 --> 01:19:58,761 FROM JUST EVERYWHERE, INC. 1599 01:19:58,862 --> 01:20:03,933 TO PURCHASE THE eMAGI OUTRIGHT FOR $409,000. 1600 01:20:05,869 --> 01:20:07,370 WELL, I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL OF US 1601 01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:09,572 WHEN I SAY, "NO." 1602 01:20:09,672 --> 01:20:11,841 AND I THINK I SPEAK AS THE MAJORITY SHAREHOLDER 1603 01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:13,609 WHEN I SAY WHAT YOU ALL SAY 1604 01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:15,578 MEANS PRECISELY DICK. 1605 01:20:15,678 --> 01:20:19,916 SO 49% OF $409,000 MINUS THE 200 ADVANCE 1606 01:20:20,016 --> 01:20:24,020 LEAVES YOU WITH A GRAND TOTAL OF $410 OF PURE PROFIT. 1607 01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:24,854 CONGRATULATIONS. 1608 01:20:24,954 --> 01:20:27,356 $410. YOU'RE KIDDING! 1609 01:20:27,456 --> 01:20:28,858 THE MOVERS SHOULD BE HERE BY 4:00. 1610 01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:30,726 WE SPENT THE ADVANCE ALREADY. 1611 01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:32,996 IT'S BEEN GREAT DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. 1612 01:20:33,096 --> 01:20:34,263 BYE. 1613 01:20:37,466 --> 01:20:40,136 [CAR STARTS] 1614 01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:44,807 WHO THE HELL IS JUST EVERYWHERE, ANYWAY? 1615 01:20:44,908 --> 01:20:46,509 YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF US! 1616 01:20:46,609 --> 01:20:47,810 YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK US! 1617 01:20:47,911 --> 01:20:49,378 SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO ASK US. 1618 01:20:49,478 --> 01:20:51,514 YOU GAVE HER 51% OF THE eMAGI. 1619 01:20:51,614 --> 01:20:52,949 WE TRUSTED YOU, ANDY. 1620 01:20:53,049 --> 01:20:55,051 WE THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING. 1621 01:20:55,151 --> 01:20:56,385 HEY, WHAT'S UP? 1622 01:20:56,485 --> 01:20:57,921 WE HAVE NOTHING. 1623 01:20:58,021 --> 01:21:01,224 WE HAVE NOTHING AND WE'RE BROKE. 1624 01:21:04,928 --> 01:21:08,131 WHO'S GONNA TELL DARRELL? 1625 01:21:08,231 --> 01:21:10,266 [HORN HONKING] 1626 01:21:17,173 --> 01:21:18,441 [DARRELL SIGHS] 1627 01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:19,842 POVERTY SUCKS. 1628 01:21:19,943 --> 01:21:21,945 LOOK AT THIS MACHINE, GUYS. 1629 01:21:22,011 --> 01:21:24,981 HUH? DOES MONEY BUY HAPPINESS? 1630 01:21:25,081 --> 01:21:27,116 I THINK SO. 1631 01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:29,352 YOU TELL HIM. 1632 01:21:31,054 --> 01:21:32,321 UHH! UHH! 1633 01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:33,957 Andy: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! 1634 01:21:34,023 --> 01:21:36,960 I KNOW I LET YOU GUYS DOWN AND I KNOW WE HAVE NOTHING, 1635 01:21:37,026 --> 01:21:38,962 BUT WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE, RIGHT? 1636 01:21:38,995 --> 01:21:41,030 RIGHT. AND WE'VE COME THROUGH BEFORE, RIGHT? 1637 01:21:41,130 --> 01:21:43,632 RIGHT. OK, HERE IT IS. 1638 01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:45,534 STATE RECORDS OFFICE, CIVIC CENTER. 1639 01:21:45,634 --> 01:21:47,270 LET'S GO. 1640 01:21:48,237 --> 01:21:49,305 COME ON, LET'S GO. 1641 01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:51,640 WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?! 1642 01:21:52,508 --> 01:21:53,676 THEY'RE IN SAN JOSE! 1643 01:21:53,776 --> 01:21:55,979 A NEW COMPANY, NOT EVEN IN THE COMPUTER YET! 1644 01:21:56,012 --> 01:21:58,281 Darrell: KEEP OFF THE FOOT. 1645 01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:07,023 COME ON, GUYS. LET'S KICK SOME ASS. 1646 01:22:07,123 --> 01:22:10,193 LOOK. 1647 01:22:14,563 --> 01:22:16,832 Tiny: FRANCIS... 1648 01:22:17,033 --> 01:22:20,269 IS JUST EVERYWHERE. 1649 01:22:22,138 --> 01:22:24,607 THERE YOU ARE, YOU ENGINEERING PUKE! 1650 01:22:24,707 --> 01:22:27,010 CASPER, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1651 01:22:27,110 --> 01:22:28,311 SECURITY WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 1652 01:22:28,411 --> 01:22:30,013 YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS? 1653 01:22:30,113 --> 01:22:31,514 YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS WONDERFUL, REALLY. 1654 01:22:31,614 --> 01:22:32,915 I'M VERY IMPRESSED. 1655 01:22:33,016 --> 01:22:34,883 AND, PLEASE, PASS ALONG MY COMPLIMENTS 1656 01:22:35,084 --> 01:22:35,884 TO THE REST OF YOUR TEAM. 1657 01:22:36,085 --> 01:22:37,520 IN FACT, WHERE ARE THEY? 1658 01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:39,155 OH, THERE THEY ARE. HI. 1659 01:22:39,255 --> 01:22:40,123 YOU SCREWED THEM! 1660 01:22:40,223 --> 01:22:43,026 YOU SCREWED ME! YOU SCREWED ALL OF US! 1661 01:22:43,059 --> 01:22:44,293 THIS IS THE NEW, NEW THING. 1662 01:22:44,393 --> 01:22:47,530 I AM SO CONFIDENT THAT I BROKE A CARDINAL RULE 1663 01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:49,432 AND I INVESTED MY OWN MONEY 1664 01:22:49,532 --> 01:22:50,666 INTO THE eMAGI. 1665 01:22:50,766 --> 01:22:52,035 THAT WAS YOUR EVIL PLAN? 1666 01:22:52,101 --> 01:22:54,137 YOU GOT ME TO DESIGN A REVOLUTIONARY COMPUTER 1667 01:22:54,237 --> 01:22:56,939 SO YOU COULD STEAL IT AND GET RICH?! 1668 01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:59,875 YOU ARE SERIOUSLY PARANOID, MAN. 1669 01:23:00,043 --> 01:23:02,045 I ONLY WANTED TO GET RID OF YOU. 1670 01:23:02,111 --> 01:23:04,113 IT WASN'T UNTIL I REALIZED WHAT YOU HAD COME UP WITH 1671 01:23:04,213 --> 01:23:06,649 THAT THIS BECAME MY EVIL PLAN. 1672 01:23:06,749 --> 01:23:08,117 I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 1673 01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:09,052 KILL ME? 1674 01:23:09,118 --> 01:23:10,753 YOU SHOULD THANK ME. 1675 01:23:10,853 --> 01:23:13,056 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I'VE WORKED WITH? 1676 01:23:13,156 --> 01:23:14,657 YOU'RE ONE OF THE FEW WHO ACTUALLY MADE IT 1677 01:23:14,757 --> 01:23:16,059 WORTH MY WHILE TO SCREW THEM. 1678 01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:17,060 WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 1679 01:23:17,126 --> 01:23:19,728 THIS IS AN ENORMOUS COMPLIMENT. 1680 01:23:21,264 --> 01:23:23,266 IT WAS-- 1681 01:23:26,469 --> 01:23:29,638 999? 1682 01:23:29,738 --> 01:23:31,174 WE MADE IT FOR 99. 1683 01:23:31,274 --> 01:23:32,108 RIGHT. 1684 01:23:32,208 --> 01:23:34,577 BUT IF I CHARGE $900 MORE, 1685 01:23:34,677 --> 01:23:36,379 EVERY TIME I SELL ONE 1686 01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:39,515 I MAKE $900 MORE. 1687 01:23:41,150 --> 01:23:43,352 OH. LOOKS LIKE YOUR TIME IS UP. 1688 01:23:44,453 --> 01:23:46,255 MR. CASPER. 1689 01:23:47,090 --> 01:23:49,225 WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY 1690 01:23:49,325 --> 01:23:51,360 OR THE HARD WAY. 1691 01:23:53,762 --> 01:23:55,631 THE EASY WAY, PLEASE. 1692 01:23:55,731 --> 01:23:57,266 DAMN. 1693 01:23:57,366 --> 01:23:59,102 Newscaster: LATE BREAKING NEWS. 1694 01:23:59,168 --> 01:24:01,737 SILICON GURU FRANCIS BENOIT HAS QUIT LA HONDA 1695 01:24:01,837 --> 01:24:03,106 TO GO FOR THE MONEY. 1696 01:24:03,172 --> 01:24:05,108 BENOIT CLAIMS TO HAVE DEVELOPED 1697 01:24:05,208 --> 01:24:07,110 AN ELECTRIFYING NEW INVENTION 1698 01:24:07,143 --> 01:24:09,378 THAT WILL COMPLETELY CHANGE OUR LIVES. 1699 01:24:10,613 --> 01:24:12,014 Andy: I HAD A DREAM 1700 01:24:12,115 --> 01:24:14,783 THAT I COULD MAKE SOMETHING 1701 01:24:14,883 --> 01:24:17,686 AND IT WOULD TOUCH EVERYONE'S LIVES. 1702 01:24:17,786 --> 01:24:20,022 AND WE DID IT! WE MADE IT! 1703 01:24:20,123 --> 01:24:23,726 AND FRANCIS CAME AND STOLE IT FROM ME. 1704 01:24:23,826 --> 01:24:27,563 HE STOLE MY DREAM. 1705 01:24:27,663 --> 01:24:29,132 Alisa: NO. 1706 01:24:29,198 --> 01:24:33,302 HE STOLE YOUR THING. NOT YOUR DREAM. 1707 01:24:33,402 --> 01:24:36,004 IT'S LIKE... 1708 01:24:36,139 --> 01:24:38,374 WHEN YOU PAINT A PAINTING 1709 01:24:38,474 --> 01:24:39,542 AND YOU SELL IT. 1710 01:24:39,642 --> 01:24:41,144 YOU LOSE THE PAINTING, 1711 01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:44,480 BUT YOU STILL KEEP THE INSPIRATION. 1712 01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:48,151 YOU SOLD THE PAINTING. 1713 01:24:48,217 --> 01:24:49,652 NOW JUST PAINT NEW ONE. 1714 01:24:49,752 --> 01:24:51,687 IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. 1715 01:24:51,787 --> 01:24:54,557 I CAN'T JUST TAKE A CRAYON 1716 01:24:54,657 --> 01:24:57,860 AND--AND SKETCH A NEW COMPUTER. 1717 01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:01,764 CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST USE SOME OF YOUR OLD STUFF? 1718 01:25:01,864 --> 01:25:05,334 WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU STILL OWN? 1719 01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:07,836 NOTHING. 1720 01:25:31,794 --> 01:25:32,761 BEN AND JERRY'S! 1721 01:25:32,861 --> 01:25:34,730 [LAUGHING] 1722 01:25:34,830 --> 01:25:37,500 ICE CREAM? 1723 01:25:42,338 --> 01:25:43,539 Andy: GUESS WHAT, GUYS? 1724 01:25:43,639 --> 01:25:45,040 I HAD A VISION. 1725 01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:46,909 DID IT INVOLVE THIRD WORLD SCHOOL KIDS? 1726 01:25:47,009 --> 01:25:48,711 NO, IT INVOLVES A NONEXCLUSIVE AGREEMENT 1727 01:25:48,811 --> 01:25:50,213 AND A TUBE OF K-Y. 1728 01:25:50,246 --> 01:25:53,048 SCREWING FRANCIS IN A VERY PUBLIC, 1729 01:25:53,216 --> 01:25:56,685 DEMEANING, AND HUMILIATING WAY. 1730 01:25:58,221 --> 01:26:00,356 LOOK AT THAT. DARRELL SMILED. 1731 01:26:00,456 --> 01:26:02,225 DID NOT. 1732 01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:04,527 FACIAL SPASM. 1733 01:26:05,794 --> 01:26:07,129 GUYS, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WE ACCOMPLISHED? 1734 01:26:07,230 --> 01:26:09,498 WE CRACKED THE GENE CODE. 1735 01:26:09,598 --> 01:26:10,833 WE BUILT A SPACE STATION. 1736 01:26:10,933 --> 01:26:13,269 WE CREATED A WORKOUT THAT TONES YOUR ABS 1737 01:26:13,369 --> 01:26:15,070 IN ONLY 6 MINUTES A DAY! 1738 01:26:15,238 --> 01:26:17,973 WE TOOK THE MOST UNWANTED, UNCOOL WOMBAT PROJECT 1739 01:26:18,241 --> 01:26:19,242 AND WE SPUN IT INTO GOLD. 1740 01:26:19,308 --> 01:26:20,909 AND IT TURNED TO SHIT. 1741 01:26:21,009 --> 01:26:23,779 NO, IT DIDN'T. IT WAS JUST STOLEN. 1742 01:26:23,879 --> 01:26:25,281 AND WE CAN GET IT BACK. 1743 01:26:25,381 --> 01:26:26,649 LISTEN... 1744 01:26:26,749 --> 01:26:27,916 WE DEVELOPED THE eMAGI AT LA HONDA, 1745 01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:30,753 WHICH MEANS HANK CO-OWNS THE RIGHTS. 1746 01:26:30,853 --> 01:26:32,555 REMEMBER? 1747 01:26:32,655 --> 01:26:33,556 IF WE GET HANK ON OUR SIDE, 1748 01:26:33,656 --> 01:26:34,857 WE CAN USE OUR IDEAS, 1749 01:26:34,957 --> 01:26:37,360 BUT WE CAN TAKE IT MUCH, MUCH FURTHER. 1750 01:26:37,460 --> 01:26:40,596 BLOW FRANCIS AWAY WITH SOMETHING COOLER, FASTER... 1751 01:26:41,464 --> 01:26:42,298 SMALLER. 1752 01:26:42,398 --> 01:26:43,666 THE NEXT GENERATION eMAGI. 1753 01:26:43,766 --> 01:26:44,900 THE ULTIMATE! 1754 01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:47,270 WE GO ALL THE WAY TO THE LIMIT. 1755 01:26:47,903 --> 01:26:49,605 WHO'S WITH ME? 1756 01:26:49,705 --> 01:26:51,607 I'M WITH YOU. 1757 01:26:54,277 --> 01:26:55,311 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 1758 01:26:55,411 --> 01:26:56,412 I GOTTA GET GOING, GUYS. 1759 01:26:56,512 --> 01:26:57,880 WHERE-- WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1760 01:26:57,980 --> 01:27:00,449 FOXYLADY33. 1761 01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:01,650 SALMAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND. 1762 01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:02,851 I ASKED HER OUT. 1763 01:27:02,951 --> 01:27:03,786 SHE'S ARRIVING AT THE FERRY TERMINAL 1764 01:27:03,886 --> 01:27:06,054 IN 56 MINUTES. 1765 01:27:06,289 --> 01:27:07,556 SHE'S REAL? 1766 01:27:07,656 --> 01:27:10,493 HIS DOCKING STATION'S AT THE DOCKING STATION. 1767 01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,662 BUT... OUR NEW PROJECT-- 1768 01:27:13,762 --> 01:27:16,932 NO, WE DO HIS PROJECT BEFORE WE DO ANY PROJECT. 1769 01:27:21,470 --> 01:27:22,838 OK! OK. 1770 01:27:22,938 --> 01:27:24,973 I'LL HELP SALMAN WITH HIS PROJECT. 1771 01:27:25,073 --> 01:27:28,611 YOU GUYS STAY HERE AND--AND BRAINSTORM. 1772 01:27:28,711 --> 01:27:30,313 BRAINSTORM WHAT? 1773 01:27:31,447 --> 01:27:35,318 NO GLOVES, NO WIRES, NO NOTHING. 1774 01:27:37,386 --> 01:27:39,722 [SHIP'S HORN BLOWS] 1775 01:27:41,324 --> 01:27:43,025 WHAT IF SHE'S SOME KIND OF FREAKCOID? 1776 01:27:43,125 --> 01:27:45,193 WHAT KIND OF PERSON AGREES TO MEET A PERSON 1777 01:27:45,394 --> 01:27:46,929 SHE MET ON THE INTERNET? 1778 01:27:47,029 --> 01:27:48,997 WHAT ABOUT ME? 1779 01:27:49,097 --> 01:27:52,335 I COULD BE A WEIRDO FOR ALL SHE KNOWS. 1780 01:27:52,968 --> 01:27:55,070 GO GET HER, ROBIN HOOD. 1781 01:27:55,338 --> 01:27:57,806 IF SHE IS A HER. 1782 01:28:11,654 --> 01:28:13,622 Newscaster: BENOIT QUITS LA HONDA. 1783 01:28:13,722 --> 01:28:15,190 MORE ON THAT STORY. 1784 01:28:15,358 --> 01:28:17,726 IN A QUICK RESPONSE, OMEGA'S LLOYD ACHESON 1785 01:28:17,826 --> 01:28:20,963 HAS ABRUPTLY HALTED LA HONDA'S CORPORATE FUNDING, 1786 01:28:21,063 --> 01:28:23,466 LEAVING THE VALLEY'S PREMIER RESEARCH LAB 1787 01:28:23,566 --> 01:28:24,633 IN A STATE OF COMPLETE CHAOS. 1788 01:28:24,733 --> 01:28:25,868 Andy: HANK. HANK... 1789 01:28:25,968 --> 01:28:27,870 WE'RE HERE TO SAVE LA HONDA. 1790 01:28:27,970 --> 01:28:29,204 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WE GOT IT. 1791 01:28:29,372 --> 01:28:30,706 WE GOT THE ANSWER RIGHT HERE! 1792 01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:32,040 I HAD A DREAM, HANK, 1793 01:28:32,140 --> 01:28:33,576 AND I THOUGHT IT WAS GONE, 1794 01:28:33,676 --> 01:28:35,778 AND THEN I REMEMBERED YOU STILL HAVE IT. 1795 01:28:35,878 --> 01:28:36,912 STILL HAVE WHAT? 1796 01:28:37,012 --> 01:28:37,913 Both: BEN and JERRY'S! 1797 01:28:38,013 --> 01:28:39,482 THE NONEXCLUSIVE WAIVER. 1798 01:28:39,582 --> 01:28:41,384 JUST GIVE ME 30 IRON MEN, A MONTH, 1799 01:28:41,450 --> 01:28:42,851 AND WE'LL NAIL FRANCIS. 1800 01:28:42,951 --> 01:28:44,119 THERE'S ONLY ABOUT 7 GUYS LEFT, 1801 01:28:44,387 --> 01:28:45,621 8 IF YOU INCLUDE ME. 1802 01:28:45,721 --> 01:28:47,623 YOU CAN HAVE THEM TILL THE POWER SHUTS OFF. 1803 01:28:47,723 --> 01:28:50,626 HA HA HA! WE'RE GONNA RAVAGE FRANCIS WITH THIS. 1804 01:28:50,726 --> 01:28:52,094 OK. 1805 01:28:53,396 --> 01:28:55,731 Salman: HEY, GUYS. 1806 01:28:56,932 --> 01:28:59,267 FOXYLADY33 IS JANIE HICKENLOCKER? 1807 01:28:59,468 --> 01:29:00,836 Darrell: FOXY HICKENLOCKER. 1808 01:29:00,936 --> 01:29:02,237 HELLO, BOYS. 1809 01:29:02,438 --> 01:29:04,540 SMALL WORLD, HUH? 1810 01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:07,309 RIDE ME, COWBOY. 1811 01:29:07,410 --> 01:29:09,878 Darrell: GUYS, LET'S GET TO WORK. 1812 01:29:09,978 --> 01:29:12,047 Andy: LET'S CRANK IT UP, GUYS. 1813 01:29:12,147 --> 01:29:14,583 FRANCIS IS GOING PUBLIC IN 10 DAYS. 1814 01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:16,685 YOU ALL KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. 1815 01:29:16,785 --> 01:29:18,987 CASPER AND HIS TEAM ARE BUILDING SOMETHING AT LA HONDA. 1816 01:29:19,087 --> 01:29:21,256 THEY'RE USING THE TITAN X. 1817 01:29:21,424 --> 01:29:22,991 THE TITAN WAS NEVER FINISHED. 1818 01:29:23,091 --> 01:29:24,860 CASPER'S TEAM HAS NOTHING. 1819 01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:27,062 I HAVE THE eMAGI 1820 01:29:27,162 --> 01:29:28,531 AND A HUNDRED THOUSAND PREORDERS. 1821 01:29:28,631 --> 01:29:31,667 WOW! AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN SHOWN IT TO THE BACKERS YET. 1822 01:29:31,767 --> 01:29:33,335 LISTEN--LISTEN TO SOME OF THESE ORDERS. 1823 01:29:33,436 --> 01:29:35,438 NASA HAS ORDERED 25,000. 1824 01:29:35,504 --> 01:29:37,873 THE KUALA LUMPUR DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION 1825 01:29:37,973 --> 01:29:39,442 WANTS 50,000. 1826 01:29:39,508 --> 01:29:41,877 SOME INSTITUTE IN SEDONA-- I DON'T KNOW-- 1827 01:29:41,977 --> 01:29:43,446 WANTS 10,000. 1828 01:29:51,454 --> 01:29:53,288 HEY, TINY, HOW YOU DOING? 1829 01:29:53,489 --> 01:29:55,924 NOT DOING. DONE. 1830 01:29:56,792 --> 01:29:57,826 YEAH! 1831 01:29:57,926 --> 01:29:59,094 OH... AW... 1832 01:29:59,194 --> 01:30:02,197 NOW, THAT'S WHAT YOU WOULD CALL... 1833 01:30:02,465 --> 01:30:03,932 IN THE NICK OF TIME. 1834 01:30:05,668 --> 01:30:07,302 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, SYNCHRONIZE YOUR WATCHES. 1835 01:30:07,402 --> 01:30:09,237 I HAVE 9:13. WE HAVE EXACTLY LESS THAN 2 HOURS 1836 01:30:09,438 --> 01:30:10,673 TO GET TO FRANCIS. 1837 01:30:10,773 --> 01:30:12,007 EXACTLY LESS THAN? 1838 01:30:12,107 --> 01:30:14,209 WE'RE SYNCHRONIZING WATCHES. COOL. 1839 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:16,211 HEY, TINY, LET'S ROLL. 1840 01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:19,181 TINY, BREAK IT UP! 1841 01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:23,786 Newscaster: BIG EXCITEMENT 1842 01:30:23,886 --> 01:30:26,689 HERE IN SAN JOSE THIS MORNING AS SILICON VALLEY'S ELITE 1843 01:30:26,789 --> 01:30:29,057 JOSTLE FOR A GLIMPSE OF THE NEW NEW THING, 1844 01:30:29,157 --> 01:30:31,994 FRANCIS BENOIT'S SO-CALLED REVOLUTIONARY COMPUTER. 1845 01:30:32,094 --> 01:30:33,962 WRAPS COME OFF AT PRECISELY 11:00 1846 01:30:34,062 --> 01:30:36,198 WHEN THE TOP PLAYERS GET TO BID FOR THE RIGHTS. 1847 01:30:36,298 --> 01:30:39,034 MEANWHILE, SECURITY HERE AT JUST EVERYWHERE 1848 01:30:39,134 --> 01:30:40,636 IS HIGH-TECH AND TIGHT. 1849 01:30:40,736 --> 01:30:42,638 WE GOT 5 MINUTES TO GET IN THERE. 1850 01:30:42,738 --> 01:30:44,640 YEAH, AND TINY'S MISSING IN ACTION. 1851 01:30:44,740 --> 01:30:47,009 WELL, HE'LL HAVE TO MEET US INSIDE. 1852 01:30:47,109 --> 01:30:48,511 IF WE GET INSIDE. 1853 01:30:48,611 --> 01:30:50,012 DON'T WORRY. SALMAN'S ALL OVER IT. 1854 01:30:50,112 --> 01:30:51,113 RIGHT, SALMAN? 1855 01:30:51,213 --> 01:30:54,082 RECURSIVE SECURITY ALGORITHMS? 1856 01:30:54,182 --> 01:30:56,051 HA! BRING IT, BITCH. 1857 01:30:57,486 --> 01:30:58,721 GO FOR IT, ANDY. 1858 01:31:15,003 --> 01:31:17,139 ONCE YOU CONTROL THE COMPUTERS, YOU'RE UNSTOPPABLE. 1859 01:31:17,239 --> 01:31:19,542 HELLO AGAIN, MR. CASPER. 1860 01:31:20,275 --> 01:31:23,546 WE HAVE TO STOP MEETING LIKE THIS. 1861 01:31:24,613 --> 01:31:25,648 UNSTOPPABLE, HUH? 1862 01:31:25,748 --> 01:31:27,382 Darrell: NO, THIS WAY, SALMAN. 1863 01:31:27,550 --> 01:31:29,752 GUYS, GO WITH THE PLAN! 1864 01:31:31,554 --> 01:31:33,589 INSIDE. INSIDE. 1865 01:31:33,689 --> 01:31:34,890 HEY! 1866 01:31:42,197 --> 01:31:43,932 EXCITING, ISN'T IT? 1867 01:31:44,032 --> 01:31:45,167 SOMETHING IN THE AIR. 1868 01:31:45,267 --> 01:31:47,369 FRANCIS BENOIT, ALWAYS MILES AHEAD, 1869 01:31:47,570 --> 01:31:49,071 HAS SOMETHING NEW. 1870 01:31:50,573 --> 01:31:52,007 QUICK! QUICK! IN HERE! 1871 01:31:53,375 --> 01:31:54,743 WHAT YOU SEE TODAY WILL CHALLENGE... 1872 01:31:54,843 --> 01:31:56,745 SHIT, WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT! 1873 01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,814 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT THIS CLOSE! 1874 01:31:58,914 --> 01:32:00,916 TODAY'S COMPUTER IS 50,000 TIMES FASTER 1875 01:32:01,016 --> 01:32:02,785 THAN THE FIRST COMPUTER, 1876 01:32:02,885 --> 01:32:06,088 AND IT CAN HOLD A MILLION TIMES THE INFORMATION. 1877 01:32:06,188 --> 01:32:07,890 AND TOMORROW'S COMPUTER... 1878 01:32:09,357 --> 01:32:11,594 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 1879 01:32:11,660 --> 01:32:13,829 KEEP GOING, SALMAN. 1880 01:32:13,929 --> 01:32:15,330 WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY 1881 01:32:15,598 --> 01:32:16,999 OR THE HARD WAY. 1882 01:32:17,099 --> 01:32:20,202 YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THIS BOTTLE, TOUGH GUY? 1883 01:32:20,302 --> 01:32:22,470 TETRODOTOXIN. 1884 01:32:22,671 --> 01:32:24,807 DEADLIER THAN CYANIDE. 1885 01:32:24,907 --> 01:32:27,843 WITHIN 10 MINUTES, YOUR BODY GOES NUMB. 1886 01:32:27,943 --> 01:32:30,746 AND THEN THE PARALYSIS SETS IN. 1887 01:32:30,846 --> 01:32:34,116 IN 30 MINUTES... YOU'RE DEAD. 1888 01:32:34,216 --> 01:32:36,752 CARE TO GIVE IT A TRY? 1889 01:32:36,852 --> 01:32:39,154 NICE TRY, BUT YOU'D DIE, TOO. 1890 01:32:39,254 --> 01:32:41,790 DARRELL'S BEEN INOCULATED. 1891 01:32:44,627 --> 01:32:46,294 HEY, W-W-- 1892 01:32:46,394 --> 01:32:48,697 WELCOME, FRIENDS, FROM AROUND THE WORLD. 1893 01:32:48,797 --> 01:32:51,099 LET'S GET STARTED, OK? 1894 01:32:52,635 --> 01:32:55,671 COME ON, THROW ME YOUR SECURITY CARD. 1895 01:32:57,239 --> 01:32:58,240 HUH--WHA--WHOA-- 1896 01:32:58,340 --> 01:33:00,643 AAH! NO! 1897 01:33:03,278 --> 01:33:04,446 IT'S ALL RIGHT, SALMAN. 1898 01:33:04,647 --> 01:33:06,481 IT'S JUST MOUNTAIN DEW. 1899 01:33:06,649 --> 01:33:08,250 WHERE'S THE CARD? WHERE'S THE CARD? 1900 01:33:08,350 --> 01:33:10,853 OH, SHIT. 1901 01:33:15,958 --> 01:33:18,794 YEEEAAAHHH! 1902 01:33:21,764 --> 01:33:23,932 LIVE DANGEROUSLY. 1903 01:33:24,032 --> 01:33:25,668 HA HA HA HA HA! 1904 01:33:25,734 --> 01:33:28,503 KICK ASS, DARRELL. WE'VE ONLY GOT A MINUTE! 1905 01:33:28,671 --> 01:33:29,905 Security guard: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 1906 01:33:30,005 --> 01:33:33,508 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I WANT YOU TO MEET THE FUTURE... 1907 01:33:33,676 --> 01:33:35,711 A HOLOGRAPHIC COMPUTER 1908 01:33:35,811 --> 01:33:38,681 FOR ABOUT A THOUSAND DOLLARS. 1909 01:33:40,883 --> 01:33:41,950 BEHOLD... 1910 01:33:42,050 --> 01:33:44,787 THE eMAGI. 1911 01:33:48,691 --> 01:33:49,992 [BEEPING] 1912 01:33:50,092 --> 01:33:50,893 [BEEPING] 1913 01:33:50,993 --> 01:33:53,762 EAT FLAMING DEATH, FRANCIS. 1914 01:34:00,168 --> 01:34:01,704 [GROUP MURMURS] 1915 01:34:01,770 --> 01:34:03,839 CHRIST, WILLIAMSON, DIDN'T WE ALREADY PASS ON THIS THING? 1916 01:34:03,939 --> 01:34:06,709 A DEMONSTRATION WOULDN'T BE COMPLETE 1917 01:34:06,742 --> 01:34:07,943 WITHOUT THE CUSTOMARY GLITCH. 1918 01:34:08,043 --> 01:34:09,778 AAH! 1919 01:34:10,779 --> 01:34:12,715 OH! [GASPS] 1920 01:34:20,155 --> 01:34:21,223 TINY? 1921 01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:22,825 FRANCIS. 1922 01:34:22,925 --> 01:34:24,192 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1923 01:34:27,730 --> 01:34:29,732 THE PERILS OF A DOWNSIZED ECONOMY. 1924 01:34:29,798 --> 01:34:32,200 DISGRUNTLED FORMER EMPLOYEE. 1925 01:34:32,300 --> 01:34:34,169 OH... [CHUCKLING] 1926 01:34:35,137 --> 01:34:36,271 ALL RIGHT, TINY. 1927 01:34:36,371 --> 01:34:39,041 JUST WADDLE ON HOME. 1928 01:34:39,742 --> 01:34:41,944 GO ON! 1929 01:34:42,377 --> 01:34:45,247 FRANCIS! 1930 01:34:47,983 --> 01:34:49,451 Lloyd: HANK, WHAT IS THIS? 1931 01:34:49,551 --> 01:34:52,220 YOU DON'T KNOW. WHAT'S GOING ON? 1932 01:34:54,790 --> 01:34:56,759 MY NAME'S CURTIS REESE, 1933 01:34:56,825 --> 01:34:58,026 AND I HELPED DESIGN 1934 01:34:58,126 --> 01:35:02,230 THE eMAGI... BEFORE FRANCIS STOLE IT. 1935 01:35:03,498 --> 01:35:06,769 [BAND PLAYS TRIUMPHANT MUSIC] 1936 01:35:20,983 --> 01:35:22,250 ANDY? 1937 01:35:27,222 --> 01:35:29,124 EXCELLENT PRANK, CASPER. 1938 01:35:29,224 --> 01:35:31,960 NOW JUST DO THE PEE-PEE DANCE ON HOME. 1939 01:35:32,060 --> 01:35:34,797 SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, FRANCIS! 1940 01:35:47,242 --> 01:35:48,343 HI. 1941 01:35:48,443 --> 01:35:50,378 I'M ANDY CASPER, 1942 01:35:50,478 --> 01:35:51,880 AND THIS IS MY TEAM. 1943 01:35:51,980 --> 01:35:55,150 AND WE MADE THE eMAGI. 1944 01:35:56,518 --> 01:35:58,253 AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU A SECRET. 1945 01:35:58,353 --> 01:36:00,155 WHAT SECRET? 1946 01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:07,495 IT WASN'T FINISHED. 1947 01:36:07,595 --> 01:36:09,197 THE eMAGI'S COOL, BUT IT WAS ONLY 1948 01:36:09,297 --> 01:36:11,900 A STEP ALONG THE WAY TOWARDS OUR ULTIMATE GOAL-- 1949 01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:14,269 TO SIMPLIFY, TO CLARIFY, 1950 01:36:14,369 --> 01:36:15,470 TO ECONOMIZE. 1951 01:36:15,570 --> 01:36:16,905 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH. 1952 01:36:17,005 --> 01:36:20,175 WAIT. I WANT TO HEAR WHAT THE KID HAS TO SAY. 1953 01:36:22,010 --> 01:36:23,946 WE'VE JUMPED LIGHT YEARS BEYOND FRANCIS. 1954 01:36:24,046 --> 01:36:26,281 THE eMAGI ISN'T TOMORROW'S COMPUTER. 1955 01:36:26,381 --> 01:36:28,851 IT'S YESTERDAY'S PROTOTYPE. 1956 01:36:30,986 --> 01:36:34,857 THIS...IS TOMORROW'S COMPUTER. 1957 01:36:40,362 --> 01:36:41,997 POWERFUL... 1958 01:36:42,097 --> 01:36:44,299 PORTABLE... 1959 01:36:44,399 --> 01:36:47,335 AND 1/10th THE PRICE. 1960 01:36:56,378 --> 01:37:00,082 [LOW, ANTICIPATORY NOTE] 1961 01:37:02,350 --> 01:37:04,086 [GASPS FROM GROUP] 1962 01:37:04,186 --> 01:37:05,420 HI. 1963 01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:08,256 I'M CASPER... 1964 01:37:08,356 --> 01:37:10,158 THE FRIENDLY...HOLOGRAM. 1965 01:37:10,258 --> 01:37:13,896 [BAND STARTS PLAYING ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA] 1966 01:37:13,962 --> 01:37:15,898 I THINK IT WAS... GOD WHO SAID, 1967 01:37:15,964 --> 01:37:17,599 "LET THERE BE... 1968 01:37:17,900 --> 01:37:19,902 LIGHT." 1969 01:37:30,412 --> 01:37:32,014 HOLY SHIT! 1970 01:37:32,114 --> 01:37:33,181 WHOA! 1971 01:37:33,281 --> 01:37:34,749 CHECK IT OUT! 1972 01:37:34,983 --> 01:37:36,318 Lloyd: AMAZING. 1973 01:37:36,418 --> 01:37:38,686 BEAUTIFUL. 1974 01:37:38,921 --> 01:37:41,623 IT DOESN'T SUCK! 1975 01:37:41,924 --> 01:37:43,425 DON'T BE SHY. 1976 01:37:43,525 --> 01:37:45,160 PUT YOUR HANDS INTO THE HOLOGRAM. 1977 01:37:46,261 --> 01:37:50,465 LET THE LASERS FIND YOUR FINGERS. 1978 01:37:51,633 --> 01:37:54,202 TOUCH THE SOUL OF YOUR COMPUTER. 1979 01:37:54,302 --> 01:38:01,376 [ZARATHUSTRA SWELLS IN BACKGROUND] 1980 01:38:09,484 --> 01:38:11,286 UNBELIEVABLE. 1981 01:38:22,664 --> 01:38:26,001 * WHEN WILL YOU SEE THE DAY * 1982 01:38:26,101 --> 01:38:31,406 * WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE NO LONGER AFRAID? * 1983 01:38:31,506 --> 01:38:32,975 * IF YOU LOOK OUTSIDE 1984 01:38:33,008 --> 01:38:35,277 * YOU'LL SEE THE SUN IS SHINING * 1985 01:38:35,377 --> 01:38:39,081 * AND THINGS ARE BEGINNING TO CHANGE * 1986 01:38:39,181 --> 01:38:41,716 * WHEN YOU FEEL ALIVE 1987 01:38:41,984 --> 01:38:43,818 * YOU REALIZE * 1988 01:38:43,986 --> 01:38:45,587 * THAT THE AIR THAT YOU BREATHE * 1989 01:38:45,687 --> 01:38:47,722 * LETS YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE * 1990 01:38:47,990 --> 01:38:49,824 * WHEN YOU FEEL ALIVE * 1991 01:38:50,025 --> 01:38:52,027 * YOU REALIZE * 1992 01:38:52,127 --> 01:38:55,497 * THAT THE STRENGTH THAT YOU FEEL * 1993 01:38:55,597 --> 01:38:59,167 * WILL NEVER DIE... 1994 01:39:00,168 --> 01:39:01,469 Salman: THERE'S NO SHAME IN CRYING. 1995 01:39:01,569 --> 01:39:03,071 DARRELL DOESN'T CRY. AHEM! 1996 01:39:03,171 --> 01:39:05,840 DARRELL'S...EYES... SWEAT. 1997 01:39:06,008 --> 01:39:07,509 AHEM! 1998 01:39:07,609 --> 01:39:10,345 SO...DID YOU GET YOUR JOLT? 1999 01:39:10,445 --> 01:39:12,414 I'M ABOUT TO. 2000 01:39:12,514 --> 01:39:13,848 * YOU REALIZE 2001 01:39:14,016 --> 01:39:17,385 * THAT THE LOVE THAT YOU FEEL * 2002 01:39:17,485 --> 01:39:19,721 * WILL NEVER DIE 2003 01:39:20,022 --> 01:39:21,056 NICE TRY, CASPER. 2004 01:39:21,156 --> 01:39:23,025 BUT I STILL OWN THE RIGHTS. 2005 01:39:23,125 --> 01:39:24,792 SO DO WE, FRANCIS. 2006 01:39:25,027 --> 01:39:26,561 CONCENTRATE, FRANCIS. 2007 01:39:26,661 --> 01:39:28,096 REMEMBER THE NONEXCLUSIVE WAIVER? 2008 01:39:28,196 --> 01:39:30,798 I BELIEVE IT WAS YOUR IDEA. 2009 01:39:31,033 --> 01:39:32,100 AWESOME, CASPER. 2010 01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:35,037 OMEGA IS NO LONGER INTERESTED IN THE eMAGI. 2011 01:39:35,070 --> 01:39:36,304 WE'RE GOING WITH THIS BABY. 2012 01:39:36,404 --> 01:39:37,339 HANK? 2013 01:39:37,439 --> 01:39:40,142 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, CASPER? 2014 01:39:40,242 --> 01:39:42,577 I DON'T NEED ANYBODY IN THIS VALLEY. 2015 01:39:42,677 --> 01:39:44,046 I'M FRANCIS BENOIT. 2016 01:39:44,146 --> 01:39:45,580 I'VE GOT THOUSANDS OF PREORDERS 2017 01:39:45,680 --> 01:39:47,582 FROM CUSTOMERS AROUND THE WORLD. 2018 01:39:47,682 --> 01:39:49,051 OH, LOOKY HERE! 2019 01:39:49,117 --> 01:39:51,053 HERE'S ONE OF YOUR WORLDLY CUSTOMERS NOW. 2020 01:39:51,119 --> 01:39:52,954 FRANCIS, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET THE HEAD 2021 01:39:53,055 --> 01:39:54,622 OF THE KUALA LUMPUR DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION. 2022 01:39:54,722 --> 01:39:56,058 BE BOUGHT 50,000 UNITS. 2023 01:39:56,124 --> 01:39:58,493 HERE IS NASA'S CHIEF PURCHASING OFFICER. 2024 01:39:58,593 --> 01:40:00,962 25,000 UNITS. 2025 01:40:01,063 --> 01:40:03,565 AND DARRELL THERE RUNS THE SEDONA ANGER INSTITUTE. 2026 01:40:03,665 --> 01:40:04,566 10,000? 2027 01:40:04,666 --> 01:40:06,401 10,000. 2028 01:40:06,501 --> 01:40:09,637 HEY, BUT DON'T WORRY. AS LONG AS YOU DIDN'T-- 2029 01:40:09,737 --> 01:40:12,507 INVEST YOUR OWN MONEY... 2030 01:40:12,607 --> 01:40:15,543 FRANCIS...YOU ARE SO 2031 01:40:15,643 --> 01:40:18,346 TOTALLY IN THE TOILET. 2032 01:40:18,446 --> 01:40:19,547 BYE. 2033 01:40:21,116 --> 01:40:22,517 VERY HUMILIATING. 2034 01:40:22,617 --> 01:40:24,386 VERY DEMEANING. 2035 01:40:24,486 --> 01:40:25,553 VERY PUBLIC. 2036 01:40:28,090 --> 01:40:29,691 Man: BENOIT, OVER HERE, PLEASE. 2037 01:40:29,791 --> 01:40:30,692 [SIGHS] 2038 01:40:30,792 --> 01:40:32,694 MR. BENOIT! 2039 01:40:32,794 --> 01:40:33,828 THANK YOU, ANDY. THANK YOU. 2040 01:40:34,062 --> 01:40:35,230 THANK ME? 2041 01:40:35,330 --> 01:40:37,665 THANK YOU GUYS. I HAD NOTHING WITHOUT YOU GUYS. 2042 01:40:37,765 --> 01:40:40,202 YEAH, BUT YOU MADE US A TEAM. 2043 01:40:40,302 --> 01:40:42,804 YOU GAVE US A CHANCE TO SHINE. 2044 01:40:43,037 --> 01:40:43,905 THANK YOU. 2045 01:40:44,106 --> 01:40:44,972 YOU'RE WELCOME. 2046 01:40:45,173 --> 01:40:48,210 THANK YOU GUYS, TOO. 2047 01:40:49,811 --> 01:40:50,712 BIG UPS... 2048 01:40:50,812 --> 01:40:53,248 TO ALL OF YOU. 2049 01:41:00,322 --> 01:41:02,124 OH, MY GOD! DARRELL, YOU CONNECTED! 2050 01:41:02,224 --> 01:41:03,991 YOU'RE ACTUALLY TOUCHING US! 2051 01:41:04,192 --> 01:41:05,427 WELL, I FIGURED... 2052 01:41:05,527 --> 01:41:07,495 MY HAND WAS JUST IN THE TOILET, SO-- 2053 01:41:07,595 --> 01:41:08,896 EEH! UGH! 2054 01:41:09,131 --> 01:41:10,365 HA HA HA HA HA! 2055 01:41:10,465 --> 01:41:13,768 * LIFE IS GOOD, LIFE IS GREAT * 2056 01:41:13,868 --> 01:41:16,138 * LIFE IS UNBELIEVABLE 2057 01:41:16,204 --> 01:41:19,207 * LIFE IS HARD, LIFE IS CRUEL * 2058 01:41:19,307 --> 01:41:21,243 * LIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL 2059 01:41:21,343 --> 01:41:24,246 * OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH 2060 01:41:24,346 --> 01:41:26,981 * LIFE IS UNBELIEVABLE 2061 01:41:27,182 --> 01:41:29,617 * OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH * 2062 01:41:29,717 --> 01:41:32,154 * LIFE IS UNBELIEVABLE 2063 01:41:32,254 --> 01:41:34,756 * SO WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WAKE TOMORROW * 2064 01:41:34,856 --> 01:41:37,259 * THERE'S NO MORE SORROW, YOUR DREAMS CAME TRUE? * 2065 01:41:37,359 --> 01:41:40,162 * SO KNOCK ON WOOD AND CROSS YOUR FINGERS * 2066 01:41:40,262 --> 01:41:43,165 * NOW COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, IT MIGHT BE YOU * 2067 01:41:43,231 --> 01:41:45,300 * WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WAKE TOMORROW * 2068 01:41:45,400 --> 01:41:48,236 * AND ALL YOUR GRAY SKIES HAVE NOW TURNED BLUE? * 2069 01:41:48,336 --> 01:41:51,005 * HOW MANY DAYS DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GIVEN? * 2070 01:41:51,173 --> 01:41:53,441 * SO GET ON LIVIN', IT'S UP TO YOU * 2071 01:41:53,541 --> 01:41:56,278 * LIFE IS GOOD, LIFE IS GREAT * 2072 01:41:56,378 --> 01:41:59,214 * LIFE IS UNBELIEVABLE 2073 01:41:59,314 --> 01:42:01,749 * LIFE IS HARD, LIFE IS CRUEL * 2074 01:42:01,849 --> 01:42:04,219 * LIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL 2075 01:42:04,319 --> 01:42:07,054 * OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH 2076 01:42:07,255 --> 01:42:09,691 * LIFE IS UNBELIEVABLE * 2077 01:42:09,791 --> 01:42:12,327 * OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH 2078 01:42:12,427 --> 01:42:14,296 * LIFE IS UNBELIEVABLE * 2079 01:42:14,396 --> 01:42:16,298 * HE SO LOVES THE SUN, ROCK, ROCK ON * 2080 01:42:16,398 --> 01:42:17,799 * YO, I BE FLIPPIN' A RIB AT A PARTY * 2081 01:42:17,899 --> 01:42:19,301 * TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN 2082 01:42:19,401 --> 01:42:22,204 * IF YOU LOVE RICH NICE, OR YOU HATE RICH NICE * 2083 01:42:22,304 --> 01:42:24,539 * TAKE MY ADVICE AND JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE * 2084 01:42:24,639 --> 01:42:26,073 * HEY, KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE IT'S A SACRED WORLD * 2085 01:42:26,208 --> 01:42:27,309 * IT'S A NEVER-ENDING TEST 2086 01:42:27,409 --> 01:42:28,510 * I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN * 2087 01:42:28,610 --> 01:42:30,278 * AND I FEEL I'M NEAR THE END * 2088 01:42:30,378 --> 01:42:32,747 * I DON'T WANNA LIVE LIFE DOING PETTY NONSENSE * 2089 01:42:32,847 --> 01:42:35,317 * IT'S HARD TO SLEEP AT NIGHT WITH A GUILTY CONSCIENCE * 2090 01:42:35,417 --> 01:42:38,320 * YOU KNOW IT'S REALLY A MESS, NOW I FEEL BLESSED * 2091 01:42:38,420 --> 01:42:40,655 * WHEN 20 MINUTES FROM NOW IT'LL ALL TURN TO STRESS * 2092 01:42:40,755 --> 01:42:43,491 * I'M 27 YEARS, ALL MY BROWNSVILLE YEARS * 2093 01:42:43,591 --> 01:42:46,328 * I'M STUCK WITH ALL THE BLOOD, THE SWEAT AND THE TEARS * 2094 01:42:46,428 --> 01:42:49,331 * BABY, IT'S ON, A MOTHER SHEDS TEARS * 2095 01:42:49,431 --> 01:42:51,399 * AT THE SAME TIME A BABY IS BORN * 2096 01:42:51,499 --> 01:42:54,068 * ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN, A LIFE IS LOST * 2097 01:42:54,236 --> 01:42:55,403 * A YOUNG BLOOD WAS KNOCKED OFF * 2098 01:42:55,503 --> 01:42:56,938 * AND THE HEAT WAS TOSSED 2099 01:42:57,038 --> 01:43:00,107 * DAMN, LIFE IS REAL, IT'S SO TRIFE * 2100 01:43:00,242 --> 01:43:02,344 * BUT DON'T STOP NOW, LIVE YOUR LIFE * 2101 01:43:02,444 --> 01:43:04,279 * I KNOW IT'S HELL FOR THE ROUGH * 2102 01:43:04,379 --> 01:43:05,513 * BUT DON'T TALK DOWN ON YOUR MAN * 2103 01:43:05,613 --> 01:43:06,681 * UNLESS YOU'RE HELPING HIM OUT * 2104 01:43:06,781 --> 01:43:08,316 * IT'S YOURS 2105 01:43:08,416 --> 01:43:10,852 * SO WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WAKE TOMORROW * 2106 01:43:10,952 --> 01:43:13,521 * THERE'S NO MORE SORROW, YOUR DREAMS CAME TRUE? * 2107 01:43:13,621 --> 01:43:16,324 * SO KNOCK ON WOOD AND CROSS YOUR FINGERS * 2108 01:43:16,424 --> 01:43:18,760 * NOW, COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, IT MIGHT BE YOU * 2109 01:43:18,860 --> 01:43:21,496 * WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WAKE TOMORROW * 2110 01:43:21,596 --> 01:43:24,266 * AND ALL YOUR GRAY SKIES HAVE NOW TURNED BLUE? * 2111 01:43:24,332 --> 01:43:26,968 * HOW MANY DAYS DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GIVEN? * 2112 01:43:27,068 --> 01:43:29,637 * SO GET ON LIVIN', IT'S UP TO YOU * 2113 01:43:29,737 --> 01:43:32,374 * LIFE IS GOOD, LIFE IS GREAT * 2114 01:43:32,474 --> 01:43:35,109 * LIFE IS UNBELIEVABLE 2115 01:43:35,277 --> 01:43:37,712 * LIFE IS HARD, LIFE IS CRUEL * 2116 01:43:37,812 --> 01:43:40,282 * LIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL 2117 01:43:40,382 --> 01:43:42,750 * WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WAKE TOMORROW * 2118 01:43:42,850 --> 01:43:45,487 * WITH ALL YOUR GRAY SKIES NOW TURNED BLUE? * 2119 01:43:45,587 --> 01:43:48,656 * HOW MANY DAYS DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GIVEN? * 2120 01:43:48,756 --> 01:43:50,825 [NEW SONG BEGINS] 2121 01:43:50,925 --> 01:43:53,795 * BE, BE, BE, BE-OH 2122 01:43:53,895 --> 01:43:57,632 * BE, BE, BE, BE-OH 2123 01:44:04,539 --> 01:44:08,209 * BE, BE, BE, BE-OH 2124 01:44:08,310 --> 01:44:12,447 * BE, BE, BE, BE-OH 2125 01:44:18,386 --> 01:44:22,857 * SAT SAT SAT SAT LA LA LA LA LA * 2126 01:44:25,527 --> 01:44:29,797 * SAT SAT SAT SAT LA LA LA LA * 2127 01:44:33,100 --> 01:44:36,438 * BE, BE, BE, BE-OH 2128 01:44:36,538 --> 01:44:40,675 * BE, BE, BE, BE-OH 2129 01:44:47,482 --> 01:44:50,885 * BE, BE, BE, BE-OH 2130 01:44:50,985 --> 01:44:55,390 * BE, BE, BE, BE-OH 2131 01:45:01,095 --> 01:45:05,700 * SAT SAT SAT SAT LA LA LA LA * 2132 01:45:09,371 --> 01:45:11,473 [TUBA NOTE]